We have discussed things about religion and why I don’t believe in it but I’ve never asked him what he’s decided nor do I really care. I never hear him or his friends discuss religion so I’m guessing he’s indifferent to it. It’s not a matter much discussed because it’s not any part of our daily lives.

I’m a devout atheist and my wife is Christian though she doesn’t ever practice it or go to church. When our son was born we came to the agreement that I would not steer him away from religion and she wouldn’t push it upon him until he was of a decent age to let him decide for himself. He’s 21 now and I still don’t know what he believes nor is it my business but I can tell you it worked for our family.

Never monkey around with another monkeys monkey. I learned that!

I wouldn’t vote for a republican even for a dog shit picker upper position!

Making you some Liver and onions are ya!

Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving

And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour

It’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned

A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see

Are moving at a million miles a day

In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour

Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars

It’s a hundred thousand light years side to side

It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light years thick

But out by us, it’s just three thousand light years wide

We’re thirty thousand light years from galactic central point

We go round every two hundred million years

And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions

In this amazing and expanding universe…

Cracker Jacks! God the prizes suck now!

No, I was actually searching for pics of Tates dick!

So why am I now thinking about Tates dick?

Now the ICE age is rounding up and killing immigrants!

Many years ago I hung out with an old man that when asked him what he thought about a subject and he had no real input he would answer “I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!”

That will stay in my head forever.

I apparently said something bad about Lord Feltersnatch!

Well he’s obviously stoned!

This fuckwad is more full of shit than a Christmas turkey!

If Cartman was real!!!

I don’t know what I want for lunch!

Absofuckinglutely! The jelly will gooify the bread on on a much faster rate than the peanut butter. You have to eat that sumbitch jelly up and that’s all there is to it!

I’m on the popcorn patch!

See your doctor to see if this prescription is right for you.

Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!

It’s always the sonsabitches you know, don’t you know!