Bohemian Rhapsody is nearly 400 words, and I could recite that at any moment.

This is some next level terminally online brain fungus.

I got 3 cats of varying degrees of playfulness. Go nuts

The FDA is BARE MINIMUM, not quality. If you can’t make the bare quality, Im comfortable asserting its not that food item, much less a desirable one.

No, because 40 minutes of gas isnt worth the sub par ice cream.

Damn bro. Life ain’t over because your hairline went bad

Fuck it, whatever, fine, North Korea is right.

I hate this timeline

I am a pendulum, swinging between both 10’s at a rapid frequency tha sometimes produces a sound loud enough to drown out my fits of rage at the stupid piece of shit technology that I just bought because it was cool

There has never been a time where soldiers were fighting for freedom. They fight for their master.

These are not overalls. These are pants. With suspenders.

Here is the FIRST IMAGE when you Google overalls

There are many, MANY, MANY cryptids. Things we now call mythological creatures were, at one time, believed real in the same way moth man or the flatwoods monster is.

Griffins, sphinxes, minotaur, cyclops, to name a few.

Cyclops famously is thought to come from ancient elephant skull fossils

Modern ones are the results of the same pattern of human thinking, but elevated.

I said good DAY

I fucking love that they just assumed they could bully Iran they like they are genociding Gaza, but instead Iran is raining hell on their majour cities.

“Trust me bro”

Yeah no shit buddy. It’s come to that point. I like you Pete, but don’t bury your head in the sand on this one. American soldiers defend fascism.

Move to the EU.

Both parents 18. Divorced when I was 8, fought eachother over petty bullshit for years after. I raised my little sister, who was born just 3 years before they separated. Depressed, medicated for anxiety, and have no relationship with any of my family.

When you saw a dude rocking gold camo on the ak, you knew he was a headshot machine and you stood no chance