Scrambled Eggs

Donald Trump has entered the dressing room

So was he

At what point will there be a mass suicide?

Y’all are buncha jerks :(

You shouldn’t be playing mobile games at work. Therefore, NSFW

Make exactly $39

My mother is dead so I guess, good for her?

Crazy to think we now know them as Asians.

I eat cheese at midnight.

I mean, assuming you’ll still be alive at 70. Yeah it’s pretty old. Children are high maintenance and need a lot of energy. Best of luck to you and your new family.

Gonna lay down and die.