spicy pancake

I read this as being addressed to owners of businesses that sell bananas off a countertop and had an existential crisis wondering how the fuck I never realized that was a thing

Let alone why it’d be an issue for them to have only a single banana left in stock

All the kids of wealthy parents that I know are a mess. Their parents neglected them to pursue wealth. :[

It takes a village, but more than that. In my experience (mostly speaking of my friends) rather well-adjusted people had significant influence from multiple adults living in their home: grandparents, aunts and uncles, roommates, family friends. They also tended to be involved with community things like sports and arts where they’d get close mentorship from other adults not in the home.

Though, everyone I’ve known who had a professional caretaker (nanny, etc.) is a hot mess. So it’s more about having multiple people who care for you properly, not just more caretakers = better

I know a fair few kids of single parents who also kick ass, but most of them have some trauma too.

US culture is pushing that living with family is a sign of laziness/poverty and the opposite of success, when that couldn’t be further from the truth. Individualism is killing us.

Ideally children should be raised by more than two people.

that’s increasing the amount of allergenic proteins but it is more protein overall lol

Yes, even if sifted out they leave behind particles of their body and feces that have allergenic proteins

My allergy to grain beetles went from bad to dangerous while I was working at an industrial bakery, so I’m on a crusade to tell everyone about this little known hazard lol

Be sure to keep the flour as cold and dry as possible. Refrigerate or freeze if possible. You can sift out grain beetles and larva, but they’re very allergenic and the more exposure you get to them the higher the chance you’ll develop a severe allergy.

it’s the 90s grunge spelling

i’d be down with a Harley-Quinn-ified Scooby Doo where the villains are low key actually antiheroes and our yeti costume friend here is trying to scare people off the ski resort to like protect the tundra wildlife and shit

“I’m an upper middle class asshole but Republicans are terrible company and won’t smoke weed with me”

i know what this is from my gen X friends explaining it but was still a bad child lol

but only when I wear the contacts lol

i feel personally attacked

I sleep in it so I can have the entire bedroom available for all my clutter

good neighbor

this art is cool. looks like a psych rock music video still. sauce?

I feel you on graffiti. I’m a halfway decent artist with a pen but that skill does NOT translate to the whole arm movements needed for can control

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I used to have an alarm app that forced me to scan a barcode to turn it off (I used my shampoo bottle)

guess who learned how to force power off their phone without waking up 🤪

in the end I’ve found my ability to wake up has improved significantly after treating acid reflux (unsurprisingly it fucks up your sleep) and, to some extent, treating the ADHD

lol that’s how i lost track of the battery powered alarm last time