spicy pancake

happy 4/20 to you too lol

i have been laughing about this for like 5 minutes i don’t even like cats it’s just peak visual comedy + relatability humor

honestly goals

If you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries

I still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.

I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.

American cheese and grape jelly on an English muffin egg sandwich was* my shit when I was a tween

*(it probably still is but now I’m hilariously lactose intolerant and developed an aversion to eggs)

inarizushi my beloved

Also try ketchup and mustard. I tried this after watching a contestant on Taskmaster New Zealand utterly fail to ruin a grilled cheese, to the point where the “judge” said it was one of the best grilled cheeses he’d had.

Fantastic breakroom sandwich, if you have a toaster oven.

I read this as being addressed to owners of businesses that sell bananas off a countertop and had an existential crisis wondering how the fuck I never realized that was a thing

Let alone why it’d be an issue for them to have only a single banana left in stock

All the kids of wealthy parents that I know are a mess. Their parents neglected them to pursue wealth. :[

It takes a village, but more than that. In my experience (mostly speaking of my friends) rather well-adjusted people had significant influence from multiple adults living in their home: grandparents, aunts and uncles, roommates, family friends. They also tended to be involved with community things like sports and arts where they’d get close mentorship from other adults not in the home.

Though, everyone I’ve known who had a professional caretaker (nanny, etc.) is a hot mess. So it’s more about having multiple people who care for you properly, not just more caretakers = better

I know a fair few kids of single parents who also kick ass, but most of them have some trauma too.

US culture is pushing that living with family is a sign of laziness/poverty and the opposite of success, when that couldn’t be further from the truth. Individualism is killing us.

Ideally children should be raised by more than two people.

that’s increasing the amount of allergenic proteins but it is more protein overall lol

Yes, even if sifted out they leave behind particles of their body and feces that have allergenic proteins

My allergy to grain beetles went from bad to dangerous while I was working at an industrial bakery, so I’m on a crusade to tell everyone about this little known hazard lol

Be sure to keep the flour as cold and dry as possible. Refrigerate or freeze if possible. You can sift out grain beetles and larva, but they’re very allergenic and the more exposure you get to them the higher the chance you’ll develop a severe allergy.

it’s the 90s grunge spelling

i’d be down with a Harley-Quinn-ified Scooby Doo where the villains are low key actually antiheroes and our yeti costume friend here is trying to scare people off the ski resort to like protect the tundra wildlife and shit

“I’m an upper middle class asshole but Republicans are terrible company and won’t smoke weed with me”

i know what this is from my gen X friends explaining it but was still a bad child lol

but only when I wear the contacts lol