That looks more like spider punk

I don’t know if this has already been suggested (and don’t have time to read all the comments) but penis whittling.

People used to willingly move to the US from other countries. OP could be one of those people.

The theme being you have 1 option and it’s a bad one.

Good analogy, as long as that candy jar is the only food available.

Pretty much everything oxidizes and breaks down. Being non-biodegradable just means bacteria won’t eat it.