• phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    Holy shit you just reminded me of my childhood.
    I remember mixing all the things I could find in the bathroom because I thought it would make your hair grow faster and might be the secret to immortality, because none of the scientists would have considered mixing dove and palmolive together.

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      13 hours ago

      Completely plausible! Have you aged since? Or stopped aging at 27?

      Edit: If not maybe you needed to add a few drops of purple eyeglass-cleaner sample.

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        12 hours ago

        I have aged since but I’m not quite 27 yet, so maybe it worked?
        I’ll try adding that eyeglass cleaner and let you know how it’s going when I’m 40.