• shneancy@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      me loading up my pizza with double cheese like i don’t have lactose intolerance that once triggered will make me bend in half with pain

      • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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        12 days ago

        Me, putting hot sauce on my double cheese pizza like I don’t have both of the aforementioned conditions

        I spent 20 minutes on the toilet this morning but lord did that pizza smack