But is there something cooler?

If I kick a man to near death do I get charged with assault with deadly weapon for wearing shoes?

The second amendment states “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution It gives the states the ability to have their own local military as well as private citizens the right to own weapons. Both of these were things the colonial power had outlawed prior to the revolution. The idea was to explicitly list things the previous tyrannical government had done to ensure the new government could not do the same thing. Now language and technology changes which leads to the current debate on gun rights in the USA.

Just use a LLM to maintain it. Duh.

All quiet on the western front. Tells the story of exactly this.

“Atomic bomb”… All bombs are made of atoms.

Jesus did say “send me your poor”. Not sure what else he said. But he had to be making money somehow.

Finally! A tune I can sing my erotic backyardigans fan fiction too.

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Ling-ma nuts!

Doesn’t your mouth get dry? Do you drink water while eating it? Do you use a spoon and bowl? What cereal do you eat?

I had dry hot dog and potato bun soup for lunch.

I majored in buying houses

How do we know sentience is the greatest? It could be peaceful just orbiting.

Negative.

Affirmative

A sock processing facility facilitates the processing and handling of socks and sock related paraphernalia.

“I don’t like something that other people do. They must be dumb” -s