Finally! A tune I can sing my erotic backyardigans fan fiction too.

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Ling-ma nuts!

Doesn’t your mouth get dry? Do you drink water while eating it? Do you use a spoon and bowl? What cereal do you eat?

I had dry hot dog and potato bun soup for lunch.

I majored in buying houses

How do we know sentience is the greatest? It could be peaceful just orbiting.

Negative.

Affirmative

A sock processing facility facilitates the processing and handling of socks and sock related paraphernalia.

“I don’t like something that other people do. They must be dumb” -s

Sounds like a to catch a predator trap

What?

Yogurt over love only

All modern fruits and veggies are GMO on some level. Humand has been selective pollinating plants since the beginning of farming.

Jeff Goldblum just going to town on a female triceratops only to realize it’s a male.

OP is trying to link sun screen usage to depression. OP is an idiot.

Thanks bud. I’m just doing what I can.