Affine Connection
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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023
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Affine Connection@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Million seconds → ~11.6 days, how much is a billion?English
1·17 days agoI should have a party when I turn 109 seconds old.
You just need to manipulate it more.
Affine Connection@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Some people won't eat tongue because it came out of the mouth of an animal but have no problem eating eggs.English
1·19 days agoProper hamburgers do not contain organ meat.
Affine Connection@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.English
5·19 days agoI just realized why people like their motorcycles loud.
Affine Connection@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Took My Job [Explosm]English
111·19 days agoHow else are we supposed to distinguish between Al Gore and AI gore.
Affine Connection@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.English
7·1 month agoAsparagus would like to speak with you.
Gemini also made a joke about the absurdity of the question when I asked.
It outright told me to wash my car at home when I pointed out that the car would not be at the wash.
Capitalists love making straw men of socialism like that.
I don’t know of any socialist who claims that one does not need to work.


They just wanted to make doubly sure that whoever they are phishing is an idiot before they proceed further.