a lot of European countries have a policy of 5 years legal residence -> permanent residence/green card.

I would like to stress that rules vary (wildly) between countries. In the Netherlands for example you’ll probably need a sponsor, e.g. a partner, employer or educational institution to qualify for a residence permit.

Ensure you familiarise yourself with the rules of the country you want to move to and don’t expect things will be about the same in other EU countries.

Why is he figuring things out himself? Surely that’s the AI’s job, right? Right?

Titanic.

The hype here was insane, when I finally saw it the experience was… underwhelming. Such a boring slog of a movie, mediocre CGI when disaster finally struck and that stupid end… Get on the piece of wood that is obviously big enough to hold you both, you dolt.

Only upside is that I watched it on TV, so apart from some hours of my life I’ll never get back it didn’t cost me anything.