More dangerous - resting your eyes while driving to work in the morning.

TIMECUBE!

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

It’s classified

I grew up believing 9/11 was an inside job and the planes were military cargo ones with missile pods and the purpose was an auto-coup and also a heist of the gold bullion stored in the towers basement, vaccines caused autism and a range of other diseases, and I voted for Clive Palmer (Australia’s cheap dollar-store knockoff of Trump).

The turning point for me was getting off 4chan (I went via 99chan which became a nazi site before dying which is not great) , talking to more people besides just my mother and Aunt, and somehow stopping being a contrarian shitgibbon by losing the belief that all politics is irredeemably corrupt and a vote for Clive was a vote for chaos, respectively. I THINK I was looking for a world that was more interesting and made more sense than this one.

Ironically I started my internet life on &TOTSE, which is about as left as Lemmy, but there, I was an antisocial lying troll. Now I am not antisocial anymore.

I still believe that the moon is hollow and inhabited by ancient inbred families of cannibal Reptilians who aim to repopulate the earth but don’t have the means to return, but that’s fairly harmless IMO.

“I’m not gay, but $20 is $20.”

I Boycott American products because I’m 3 ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ recessions deep and cannot afford them

Jod introduced the idea of freewill to the board.

Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.”

Jod cast him out.

Humans fucked everything up.

Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly.

Lucifer said " I told you so"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jail

What

Probably about one and a half tits, if you think about it.

This wouldn’t get me through a weekend

Human balls are incredibly great at feeling immense pain at even the slightest slap with a riding crop.

There’s a hole in my pocket 😏

Louis G

I work 7 days a week and I don’t have this problem.

(Jokes, I do, but I like both my week job and my weekend job)

Proles don’t hurt proles.

CT owners aren’t proles tho

At least you learned how to make a killer Latte.

Is it for cats?