I guess you go to trade school, then you apply for jobs.

I just sort of stumbled into it at 17 though after my brother got me a job sweeping up in a machine shop, then I learned machining, then welding.

I was 23 and a welder and the elderly welders looked so bodily fucked that I pivoted to IT so that I would only be mind-fucked.

What exactly are y’all scraping?

Fetus deletus!

Use Rustdesk to remotely work on a computer you own. If you’re sure there’s not screen recording or keystroke spyware on the work PC, it’s pretty untraceable

I’m making a browser based game about losing your job and then picking up cans to deposit them at 10c a piece for a living. Like the existential paperclips game.

Sounds like something a couple of skinnys would say.

I listened to Fountainhead audiobook and from the very start, I knew I was going to fucking hate this Roarke fella. What an absolute wanker.

You chop up lines of coke with it

I was stuck in a shitty backpackers on top of a ski mountain with 3 random Russian dudes, swiping on tinder, when a man named Moses gave my a bag of shrooms for free. Moments after I ate them, a woman matched me on tinder and wanted ed to meet up. So I walked further up the mountain to a fancy lodge where this tinder date, I shit you not, introduced me to her family, who were clearly millionaires. There was a gala that I was absolutely not dressed for, and I spent about 30 minutes talking, eating canapes, and tripping motherfucking balls before realising I was too high and getting higher, so I just fucking bounced, went back to the hostel and did about a week’s worth of shits in 1 hour to the dismay of my angry soviet roommates.

Not a word of this story is made up.

Ursula le Guin is a great SF writer

Linux users. So we can troubleshoot how we borked one machine on one of the other two that we haven’t yet borked.

45 minutes setting up an alt vlan?

Was he getting paid by the hour?

I have two seperate guest VLANs, one for my family, and one for the people I love.

I legitimately did this unprompted the first time I installed Linux on a computer when I was in my late teens.

I fully believed that /bin/ was actually just a bin. I didn’t know it stood for binary or whatever

It’s that scene in Fight Club where Tyler is driving down the highway and let’s go of the steering wheel

Goodbye

The /bin dir on any Linux install is the recycle bin. Save space by regularly deleting its contents

Breakfast of champions.

Print out the Lemmy thread where the guy needed to hold his shot in for 5 days and leave it neatly folded next to the poop.