Apollo Punk.

I quite like alcohol. In fact I liked it so much I drank my whole lifetimes share, and several other people’s lifetime share, by the time I was 35. Decided it would be greedy to have any more. Better to leave some for the rest of the gang, so I stopped 3 1/2 years ago.

Lust of Power - Gabriel Saban

Also one called Upwards over the mountains - Iron and wine, kinda reminds me of my brother

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Check the figma wireframes, I clearly marked the fields where engineering was to insert the comedy

The design and the UX of the joke is perfect. Making it actually funny is not my department.

Check your mirror

As we know, Ariana Grande is 6’8" and has biceps like a regular man’s thighs.

How do you feel about auto-hide scrollbars?

I love them. I have some extremely hefty figma canvasses for software workflow mockups.

I also use them for reading documents. Not permanent storage, but when I need to reference 12 service manuals at the same time, I dump them into an infinite canvas so I can easily slide between them. Sure, I could open 12 PDFs, but I get confused navigating tabs by pdf names, especially when the filenames are incomprehensible document numbers.

I like obsidian

Dubai is the most liminal fucking city in the world. If a hospital corridor was a city, it would be Dubai.

The opposite of this would be Hanoi. That’s a city where each street feels like a living, breathing animal.

First guy is a dead ringer for the evil senator on Stargate SG:1

A while ago I realised that blackboard chalk sticks are about the same size as cigarettes.

Next time I visited my friend who smokes, I waited til she was out getting us dinner, and I replaced all the cigs in her pack with chalk sticks, then hid the cigs somewhere else. Later that night after I got home I got a text from her “Where the fuck are my cigs?!”

Very funny and mostly harmless

Or denied by the right person.

“The baseless rumors that the Democratic party are partnering with Anthropic to enable men to become pregnant are divisive lies perpetrated by cretins in the Republican party.”

• Hilary Clinton

That’ll have them frothing at the mouth in no time

Gloss White, technically. It reflects more radiant heat from a bushfire. Not a game changer but could give a very mild advantage.

I came here to say Jericho, second last episode of S1.

Cloudflare and the likes forbid usage of their stuff for these things.

😬

My god…

Kermit Roosevelt. I’m sure with a name like that, he definitely didn’t do anything of consequence that ripples through geopolitics to this day.