APIs have been around since like the 90s, right?

Double plus good!

“We”

“Do we think that leftover scree was important? Do we remember where it came from?”

“We need to get some more sleep.”

Sometimes it’s “You” when referring to the lazy, scared, or angry one.

“You’re overreacting. You’ll be fine. You’re upset over nothing.”

Never I.

#NudistProblems

I have facial blindness so I’d be a cops worst nightmare as a witness. Yeah I know the guy left literally 3 minutes ago but I could not pick him out of a lineup.

Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

I work near a casino. I told my colleagues I’m banned for counting cards, so I don’t have to go with them and I have an easy and bulletproof excuse to not go.

All billionaires are shit, but Gates is only an elephants diarrhoea, whereas musk is the sick triceratops’ shitmound from Jurassic Park.

The sunken jets cause a hazard to fishing trawlers, ensnaring their nets and disrupting their catch, thereby putting economic pressure on the adversary and creating food insecurity among enemy pescatarians. This is the peak of hybrid warfare.

What distro do you use?

Can’t believe you’d say it out loud, with a hard ‘R’ and all!

I do not want to go where there is no anaesthetic

Wow there’s no need to be rude

“What if Left, but worse and Christian?”

Delete my browsing history!

What is this from?

Banshee. There’s only so many times you can watch a guy get the absolute piss bashed out of him

Did they ever make it out?

Sylvan Esso - With Love

Actual, legit Fortean lore regarding this is that the phenomena knows when it’s being observed and photographed, and can manipulate time and space such that it doesn’t show up on digital photos.