I don’t think communism is a moneyless system. Pretty sure people paid money for things in the USSR. Have there been any communist countries without money?

…try and figure out which Gun you like best.

A warm one, they’re happiness so I’m told.

My best friend who was younger than me died 2 years ago in her mid 30s. She was an alcoholic so didn’t exactly take the best care of herself. I don’t have any substance abuse issues but still don’t make the best choices for my health. I don’t exercise much and my diet is frankly horrific. Thinking about her death in this light has made me think that I really do need to get my shir together. Thanks friend.

It depends on the danger I was told about. If it was poisoned gas like Bad Boy Bubby then I don’t think so. If it was just there are dangerous or violent people out there then maybe.

If there were rumours that the outside world wasn’t actually dangerous that might have swayed me when I was younger but probably not now.

I don’t want to sound like a creep (and I wouldn’t think this guy was one if this was actually real) but if my wife was 38 years younger than me I’d find a way to shoehorn that fact into every interaction I had.

“How old do you have to be for a senior ticket? Oh, I qualify then because I’m 72 but my wife will have to pay full price because she’s 34.”

Can’t remember how I came across Lemmy exactly but pretty sure it was in an article posted on Reddit about alternatives when the Appocalypse started. I loved Reddit but hated the app, website and spez. As soon as I came onto Lemmy and found people talking about open source software and beans I never looked back.

Also yea of course those ages are bait.

I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.

I think so. Nobody BBU so hopefully.

I once genuinely got asked in the middle of a meeting with our client at work: “When will our SLA and KPI be BAU? Do we need more SQEP?” Had no idea what any of that meant other than SLA so just blagged my way out of that one.

In that specific scenario I imagine we’d all die out fairl quick.

To begin with we’d all probably have a massive anxiety attack as a result of those events transpiring and gather in small groups all not knowing how to proceed. After the initial panic those groups might try to make a plan to survive but being that I’m not the most organised or conscientious person out there a few days in most if not all of us would say “fuck it, lets go out with a bang” and go crazy on food, booze or whatever we could get our hands on. We’d also probably start fucking each other because we’re the only option.

Then we’d start dying either from misadventure, fighting over resources or just killing each other for the hell of it. I like to consider myself a peaceful and rational individual, but faced with this situation and no legal consequences? Pretty sure anybody would go nuts.

Once we get that out of our system the remaining few might try to band together to save things again. Even if we were able to come up with a serviceable plan by then it’d be too late. We wouldn’t have enough resources to tide us over whilst we get on track as a society, if we even could. Then the final “mes” would die out as well.

I didn’t see it happen but my Dad, a local rugby legend in his youth, decided to play again in his 40s. Him and another guy jumped for the ball at the same time and my Dad’s eye socket collided with the other guy’s head. It looked like he’d replaced his eye with a purple tennis ball for about a month.

It was the style at the time

Bum parasites actually tend to be very pro white supremacy

“Add a couple of potatoes if you’re feeling fancy.”

“Vaguely describe the content of heat within ear shot of the cow.”

… drastically improving the texture

No thank you.

You mean if it moooves

That’s one of the reasons I use Lemmy. I see links to major news stories, those I’m likely to care about and nothing else news related. I think there are celebrity news and sports communities. I’d also be surprised if there isn’t a Eurovision community out there. But if the things you’ve described are “pop culture” then seemingly I have no interest in it.

That “th” sounds like the letter “f”. It doesn’t but I’m nearly 40 and still can’t pronounce it correctly.

What effect did it have on your appetite?