IED(EDS) sufferer and spectrum surfer. You probably won’t like what I have to say.
Ok obviously you know this happens and you know it’s stupid and impractical to lay on your side
All the bits that need cleaning are right their up front with just a flat hand extended to get the arch of the backdoor. If you can jerk your rod sitting down then it’s only 3 more inches till you’re wiping your shitter
So don’t pretend it’s some kind of acrobatic feat
But my question is, mr. standing wiper, how the fuck do you get to your taint, or do you have to do 2 trips?
I will never live down the shame of using ‘wend’ in a conversation
We haven’t had democracy since the Dimpled Chad incident
You might think that but the brain is great at ‘in-betweening’, do the stopwatch Libet test and see what you get
When I was a kid I noticed most books hadn’t been checked out by more than 2 or 3 people. At one branch they’d just stamp the back inner cover of the paperback, no checkout slip and I asked “What happens when you run out of space to stamp?” and she just laughed sadly
It hurt to learn this
Most fish probably never even realize that water exists till they are yanked out of it by the fisher’s net
Honestly I’d kind of liked more gun assault survival training as a kid
mongo gives you a ton of control on the back wheel, ignore the haters
To be fair a lot of us had to get the ol’ melon repaired to one degree or another
That’s why nature saw fit to use the strongest shape to protect the most important organ
I think it’s hard for both in different ways but let’s never discount which gender by a large margin leads the suicide count
Being a boy is lonely in ways girls will never know
Being a girl is stressful in ways boys will never know
Boys can handle the kinds of stresses that overwhelm girls, in a way that’s why we are here
On the other hand, I’ve almost never met a girl who when exposed to just how needy we are on the inside doesn’t respond with at least slight disgust. Only twice have I ever seen true compassion and even then the experience was harrowing for them.
I think that’s a normal thing to think if you are a guy that physics glitched on.
I think it’s a normal thing to think if you are really a girl that physics glitched on.
I for real hate you
Grew up semi-rural south and same thing but my parents took me to see The Birdhouse for some reason (I was 14) and I was like “OH!”
Not gay myself, but thankfully I did not grow up to be the bigoted person my parents wanted me to be.
Not even sure how that would work with the different sizes we had in my family
To be fair it is pretty common nowadays
holy crap I hope you got out of that situation quick, this should NOT be normalized
My heart breaks for you in this
It’s not super uncommon
My hypothesis: evolution keeping our ancestors from staring at the sun till blindness
Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series is what kind of did it for me, he was an amazing human.
Or a cruel dreamer for making me think that this was how the world was supposed to be.