400m

Or Danny Dyer

My nearest store is about 3km away and I will usually walk there unless I’m picking up anything especially heavy or bulky.

I feel like you might be over-thinking this. If it’s a recent thing then it’s most likely just a phase and he’ll grow out of it when puberty kicks in. One my best friends has an 11 yo and a 4 yo and they both end up in their parent’s bed pretty much every night. There is nothing weird or unusual about a child sleeping in the same bed as their parent/s, no matter what internet hacks try to tell you.

I maintain a reddit account linked to a burner email so that I can occasionally ask questions that I can’t find the answer too elsewhere. Other than that the only social media I use is Lemmy.

I doubt many homeless people consider themselves “free”

I went to a bug farm last week and ate a bug burger. I was not good.

Hospitals would be incredibly dangerous

Shower thoughts is an anagram of whores thoughts. Hmmmmm

Because that would be too corny

Username checks out

Batteries Not Included

Artax :_(

Hooray for substances

Samsies