

My brain refuses to remember that they there are any utility keys below the enter on a US keyboard. The right pinky moves over and up, never down. I also never hit the spacebar with my right hand.
I never formally learned to type, I just picked it up because my hands have been glued to keyboards since the 80s.
The 90s smelled like sex and candy, but the smell was actually vintage clothes from the 70s and leaded-gas fumes.