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9 months agoPussy pussy pusskins You’re still my friend Despite all my sins Pussy pussy pusskins I nibble your toes beans And risk toxoplasmosis Because I looooooove yooooouuuu!
Cat looks at me like I’ve had a stroke and demands either a head scratch or human tuna
This mea culpa is not quite as filling as it should be. Need some deep face down arse up genuflexion.
Just kidding.
The fact you owned the mistake is enough.
Both books are excellent