

If I buy it I’ll forget about it.
If I don’t buy it, I’ll spend the next twenty years thinking about that cool think I didn’t buy when I had the chance.
It was a stupid little statue of a fairy sitting next to a mirror and I still wish I’d brought it.
If you want to learn to talk to people, start by talking to old people.
Folks who were around before the internet actually spent a good portion of their lives just making small talk with strangers.
Next, develop some hobbies/pursuits that involve socializing. Adult league sports teams, or volunteer work, or community theater.