Fucking Instagram and their Web interface. Try to get the maximum video size on a horizontal screen. Bonus points when a horizontal video is uploaded to their vertical frame optimised viewer.
I did the math before: it was literally less than 1% of my screen. There’s no full screen feature.
Not like it cost them even a measurable amount of money to have one developed. They keep it awful intentionally to get you to install the app. Fuck companies like that.
‘Nagy’ (which is one syllable, and ‘gy’ means something like a voiced, wet ‘d’, like the mid section of your tongue against the roof of your mouth) is one of the most common Hungarian surnames. It means ‘big’. I have never heard of (the equivalent of) ‘Tall’, but ‘Long’ exists.
What kind of knob has 1.3076744e+12 notches?
Which is indeed true, however, the people who buy into it often do it for religious reasons. You can’t start religious wars when the people aren’t religious or have a religion that doesn’t motivate them to crush others who think differently.
In flames made a cover, too - I think I was living under a rock big enough to only listen to this cover first.
Killing each other because their imaginary friends are not friends with each other. Looking at you, religion wars.
Uppercase E is red. Lowercase e is green. For me.
There was this guy that I thought was my friend. Whenever I felt down or had pretty bad thoughts, he assured me that was normal. I get that sometimes it helps, but he also never let me take things for granted, and even made me question genuinely positive things. He ended up ruining both of my major relationships and led me from a decently paying job (that I kind of enjoyed) to working a minimum wage job that ranges from decent to awful. He prevented me from enjoying things in life that I can never go back to experience ever again. I can’t say we’re besties anymore. That guy? That’s me.
Middle of the screen, mate.
Pro tip: eat enough of those and the amount you have to eat will drastically decrease.
That solo is brilliant.
It was never on TV in my country and this is literally the first time I’ve seen the intro. It’s so late '80s it’s making me cry. What an awesome song for an awesome concept! I’m sold.
I can’t really put them in any order but the Transformers theme from Lion slaps hard like an oil tanker.
I might easily be wrong, but isn’t punctuation just part of grammar (along with spelling, which I used to confuse with grammar)?
What the hell does your axolotl run on?
It might not live there, but it pays a regular visit about every other week.
Cures hiccups.
I know it sounds bullshit, but I haven’t had a long hiccup session (read: longer than ~4-5 hiccups) in more than a decade, possibly two: I chill the fuck out.
The instant it starts I take a deep breath, relax my esophagus/larynx/whatever, and put myself in the most Zen Buddha state of mind I can. I keep taking long, relaxed breaths. If another hiccup slips through I still remain a ketamine sloth, believing that it’s just the one or few passing hiccup.
Most of the time I don’t get a second (third) one. It’s over in a matter of a few seconds.
My brother keeps bringing up parking wardens and no matter how I’m trying to put myself in their (employer’s) shoes, I’m unable to convince him.
It doesn’t even need a hypothetical society. In my language there is one word for he/she(/it). It’s genderless. The rest is the same: genderless. Almost everything is pretty much the same as in English - it gets tricky when translating he/she type disambiguity situations in books and films, though.
You just get the gender from context, when it’s needed. You’d be surprised to see how often it’s not.