Because lying is overpowered.
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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•There is a 3rd choice
22·3 months agoList of Jesus’s fetishes by biblical support:
1: foot worship 2: feeding 3: nurse cosplay 4: groups 5: S+M
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It must be damn near impossible to come up with interesting bedtime stories for your kids if you live in a fictional fantasy world in which magic, elves and imps are real
2·3 months agoYou would think they interact with stories about monsters the same way a German peasant living near the Black Forest interacts with them, only worse, because the monsters are real and elves will actually kill you for trespassing.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•"You don't remember me do you?" is one of the most embarrassing things to hear when meeting someone for what you think is the first time.
11·3 months agoEmbarrassing for that forgettable loser maybe lmao
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•No ChatGPT for sexy time
6·3 months agoI think Bender would be rather proud of the label, honestly
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•No ChatGPT for sexy time
3·3 months agoHentai is verboten Japanese Westernized cultural cancer, true cumrades would use 卡通漫画
Which means “sexy cartoon”
(I made that all up and copy and pasted the characters from the Internet so if it’s wrong I don’t care)
Not their problem, collect the check until they notice you’re not showing up
The job Mythos is legitimately better at doing than a human because it has a database of techniques a human can’t reliably replicate?
Like, yeah, they stole the techniques from humans and the rest are brute forcing but… It can’t forget them.
Now, getting a job as a crime guy and tricking idiots into plugging in usbs, that’s got a future
Not when it comes to paying that bill it ain’t you’re on your own, dipshit
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•days of future past
17·5 months agoFun Fact: the Panic of 1837 was caused by Andrew Jackson’s idiotic idea to pay off the national debt by stealing land and selling it, which crashed the real estate market. Jackson had also refused to continue the American central banking charter so there were basically no tools to fight it.
He is literally Trump’s favorite president. You know, the real estate guy fighting with the Fed.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has/is there ever been a creature that reproduces with creatures of another species?
3·5 months agoYou’d use “individuals” in the second use of creature in this context, but short answer is yes, keeping in mind the definition of species is largely arbitrary.
There’s much more that goes into the definition than reproductive ability, so for example a lot of birds that are in theory different species are fully capable of breeding with a different bird species.
Then of course there’s the coywolves and coydogs. Fully fertile (as far as I know), arguably better adapted to the niche than either coyotes or wolves, they’ll probably be recognized as their own species at some point.
They’re equated because Christians label all heathenry as demonic.
Tl;Dr It’s the same word but with an æ
They were demons but with a funny æ
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It's midnight, time for shitposting
15·6 months agoA Gen X old person once said to me “Oh you’re not familiar with computers, that’s okay” because I was typing awkwardly on a shitty old work keyboard in a new job
My nerdy millennial ass has literally never been more offended
Does he know?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•virgin HDMI vs chad VGA
3·7 months agoYou’re right, having problems with the HDMI staying in IS a skill issue.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•humiliating my little shit code
1·7 months ago“just tell it to fix the errors!”

Better to take over the Democrats tbh. If they wanted to keep their party they shouldn’t have gone full Reagan.