If it’s in America, it’s built on an Indian burial ground.

They have knives, and you didn’t put them there

No, the meeting could have been an email

"Oh, you’re selling the program to a hospital management company, you say.

Patient record database, you say.

Just allergies? Oh, and preexisting conditions."

Because it’s plagiarizing all the good teachers, mulching up their words, and spitting it out.

You could also read a book about it, but they’re so looooong

I’m just disappointed that you aren’t living the dream.

I believe in your ability to slack off.

How do you know how wet your mom is?

Including when you have entry level skills and just enough seniority to pretend it’s a full time job to tell people who know what they’re doing to keep doing it.

injects you with a mystery chemical

“Haha, you thought that was a vaccine? Nope! April Fools!”

You don’t know the Deep Lore on Shar. Trust, Shadowheart’s a freak.

The druids of the world are creating a new god, and it’s not going to be happy about the beginning stages of the industrial revolution.

If you have the socks you don’t need the ducks

Forget the credit card, tell me you’re on anxiety meds.

He’s saying it’s a feature!

but it’s also not a deal breaker if the guy I vote for wants to dehumanize them

“My definition of socially liberal is I don’t think gay people belong in death camps, per se.”

Reddit is a misinformation factory and I’m fighting a war against it in the least effective way possible.

I’m sorry you feel that way about yourself. Or good for you? Whatever you feel fits.

That’s because it gets lonely and needs someone to text.

already been explained to you

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Resistance to early fascism is not morally grey or too risky.

Whether it’s effective when 90% of the population is made of shallow, consumerized brainlets is another question.