My take-out burrito wasn’t ready on-time and I forgot my phone in my vehicle. I had to look at posters on the wall while I waited! Please pray for me, it was awful and I’m still traumatized.

You have an office dog. What could possibly be a more important career goal!?

There’s 2 things I can’t abide: intolerant communities and the Dutch.

Anyone telling American voters to ignore politics in an election year doesn’t want progress. Please keep that in mind…

Was this written by the cheapest, worst AI?