…somebody gets pregnant.

There is none. You get used to it.

Everybody has always been annoyed by them. Since before computers existed; newspaper headlines were the original clickbait and it’s always sucked.

Within Temptation’s cover of Radioactive by They Might Be Dragons. Much better. That said, nothing can beat the hilarious acid trip that is the original’s music video.

I can’t wait to watch all the Trump-suckers loose their shit when they find out it’s Trump’s fault. If they can actually comprehend it as true, that is.

Reminds me of Rosanne when she tweeted racism and then blamed it on Xanax. Guess what she does now? Hint, it’s not TV and it involves a red hat.

No. Fuck the government and giant corporations. I mean I wouldn’t commit such crimes, but that’s just because I don’t want to deal with the consequences if I get caught. If you’re willing to pay your nickel and take your chances, go for it, as long as no innocent people are hurt in the process.

It’s the equivalent of degaussing your character.

Gawd forbid people actually enjoy the things they produce rather than sell them abroad.for maximum profit.

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Fun fact, grass lawns got started by English aristocracy who could afford to waste land on nothing. It was a status symbol for rich people that got copied by people trying to look rich. Do everyone a favor and renaturalize your yard.

I’ve always thought it cruel to have children as they’re incapable of consenting to sapient existence. Add in living in America on a dying planet, and now you’re just being deliberately cruel by having kids on purpose.

The day I quit that one job. That’s it, that’s the one time.

I dunno, but the devil on my shoulder wants to see one of them stumble and collapse the whole weird thing, just to see what happens.

This is literally why I rename “centrist” Democrats to Republicrats.

If it’s a legitimate trap, I’ll start by escaping the house via the most expedient means, destructively if necessary.

Once in the maze I’ll utilize the right-hand rule (or left-hand, it literally doesn’t matter as long as you’re consistent about it) to find the exit. If no exit is able to be located, I’ll switch to an effort to find the beans to create an exit, or otherwise forcible escape the labyrinth’s perimeter.

Hypothesis: Conservatives will refuse to believe contradicting facts regardless of punishment.

Experiment: Use increasingly painful stimulus for negative reinforcement when subjects espouse harmful views, ie racism.

Okay, humorously…

Eating pizza with a fork. If you’re afraid of hot grease burning a trail down your arm, you don’t deserve to enjoy good pizza.

Reasonable exceptions for children and the disabled can be made.

But if you put ranch on it you should be thrown in Guantanamo Bay.

For the meme, probably.

Ranch on a pizza is fuckin heresy, you monster.