Meanwhile on America: this is why I’ve been saying for years that they should all just get AC already. At this point they’re just being contrary.

Seems like a valid reason to go full Karen mode.

You don’t expect him to remember what he said 7 whole hours ago, do you?

Say hello to my 7.62mm debate skills.

Tits, no matter how nice, do not a golden age make.

JFC I always forget how much she looks like parchment that’s been crumpled and smoothed out repeatedly.

Well I mean our “leader” has been shooting so many holes in the Constitution that somebody was bound to slip past.

Can’t have a functional system that can compete with the free market, after all.

Yes.

Doesn’t he live in Russia now? Probably not.

Your public school taught you about the civil rights movement? Damn, that’s a good school.

Lead therapy.

It’s just so easy to manipulate into a dictatorship!

Because God demands skulls.

There’s a lot of competition, but right now Trump is vying for a gold medal as hard as he can, which might actually explain a few things. He wants to be the best at being the worst.

“It’s like trying to herd cats.”

The Elder Scrolls, because I know the duplication glitches and the restoration portion loop. I shall become a vampire Emperor, personally slaughter every fucking Thalmor, and use my magical staff to turn my enemies into sweet rolls and then fucking eat them.

My grandfather served in the same Americanmilitary who thought it was inappropriate for him to die in the same trench as a black man or for women to wear pants. I’m not really interested in fluffing their generation - they’re perfectly happy doing it themselves.

I love the toilet seat on the one in the background. When you don’t give a fuck, anywhere can be a toilet!