I think we’re all missing the most important question here: where do you get someone small enough to work the countertop banana stand?!?

Don’t be rude! They’re obviously on the Wicked Witch Skin Regimen.

Yes.

“We have one that can see!”

Depends. Fast casual, usually just follow someone on the floor for a shift. Fine dining on a cruise ship? That was three weeks, minimum.

So, all in all, roughly triple what your average, “skilled” law enforcement officer gets here in the states.

Not so essential immediately afterwards, tho.

How about “people we’re allowed to look down on that simultaneously keep society moving along?”

Surgery is just cutting people. I’m sure i could learn it in a day.

Try it, then shit talk

Work six months as a waiter, and tell me there’s no skill involved.

Eye/hand coordination. Pattern recognition. Problem solving. Task prioritization. Cost/benefit analysis. Inventory management. I could probably think of others if i put effort into it.

I know so little about Myanmar, that I was fully expecting a John Oliver gotcha of “you’re so unfamiliar with Myanmar, that you didn’t even notice that’s not Myanmar on the map! That’s Bangladesh!” or something along those lines.

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

I LIKE PUGS BUT PREFER BEAGLES!

NO, HE SAID HE HAS EARPLUGS!

It’s complete and total bullshit, nothing more.

I quit watching rooster teeth and achievement hunter around the same time they started putting Ryan in everything. I never liked the dude, something felt off. This 'splains that feeling.

Didn’t know the name as I’m not a huge fan, but when they did opposite day. Gary meowing in Squidward’s voice kills me every time.

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When the wookies and ewoks come down the ramp, i highly doubt we’ll be considered the “furries.”

Kinda like the guy that was posting daily screenshots of his gaming sessions that spawned like, three copycats this past summer?

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