Nazi says what?

You made their argument for them. Don’t see that everyday.

I think the people that have been salivating for violence are about to start getting some of that violence they’ve wanted, and they’re not ready for it.

All You Can Eat Napalm, now serving!

Oo RAH!

“If you can’t stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer.”

-Catalina, GTA San Andres

“You shouldn’t have said that. Now, everyone’s laughing at you behind your back. And there’s a spider in your hair.”

Does he like his toast done on one side…?

I’m so fucking tired of the word “cringe” lately.

“Me and the boys was wonderin’ if we could go family style on 'er…?”

“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”

Add Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn to that pile. Can’t stand any of 'em.

Are we talking about Jack Black, or The Rock…?

Well said. Can’t stand that guy.

If he got violently dismembered more often, i might like him more. I usually think of him kicking Baxter off an overpass in Anchorman, as a default.

Fucking THANK YOU. I never got the hype.

American Beauty got me to like Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey got me to stop liking Kevin Spacey.

E: mother ducking autocorrupt

My dad, the tech genius that he is, has been against every minor step forward since the 90’s:

“Why do i need an answering machine, if they need me, they’ll call back.” He worked for himself as a handyman, so this is plain ridiculous. Finally, someone gives him an answering machine and suddenly it’s “This is awesome! I never miss a call! I’ve got so much work!” Later it was “Why do I need a debit card? I can just write a check!” which evolved to “It’s so convenient! I can get gas, even when they’re closed!” He repeated the answering machine argument when cell phones arrived, and repeated the results when he finally got one.

It’s a running theme in his life. The one that really gobsmacked me was when he proudly declared “the Internet can’t hurt me if i don’t get on it!”

“She sounds HIDEOUS!”

Ditto buses and subways