Ducking autocorrupt

It’s not. But it’s disturbingly apt.

“I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?”

Just Fa.

Oh, about seven and a half.

After they unionized? No way.

I think we’re all missing the most important question here: where do you get someone small enough to work the countertop banana stand?!?

Don’t be rude! They’re obviously on the Wicked Witch Skin Regimen.

Yes.

“We have one that can see!”

Depends. Fast casual, usually just follow someone on the floor for a shift. Fine dining on a cruise ship? That was three weeks, minimum.

So, all in all, roughly triple what your average, “skilled” law enforcement officer gets here in the states.

Not so essential immediately afterwards, tho.

How about “people we’re allowed to look down on that simultaneously keep society moving along?”

Surgery is just cutting people. I’m sure i could learn it in a day.

Try it, then shit talk

Work six months as a waiter, and tell me there’s no skill involved.

Eye/hand coordination. Pattern recognition. Problem solving. Task prioritization. Cost/benefit analysis. Inventory management. I could probably think of others if i put effort into it.

I know so little about Myanmar, that I was fully expecting a John Oliver gotcha of “you’re so unfamiliar with Myanmar, that you didn’t even notice that’s not Myanmar on the map! That’s Bangladesh!” or something along those lines.

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

I LIKE PUGS BUT PREFER BEAGLES!

NO, HE SAID HE HAS EARPLUGS!