Hopefully, my senator will die. I got nothing but a bottle of champagne waiting for the news.

Communism or socialism.

Honestly, capitalism.

The whole damn consume consume consume mindset. The idea that things are discarded instead of being repaired or properly recycled.

I had one growing up on a farm. We had to cut the large turds up so the septic system could handle them.

I think farm life and the military have put me in much the same situation.

I’ll be your dad, if you want. 🫂

I hope you all sued the resort.

That negligence nearly cost your dad his life.

My dad constantly yelling at us. Telling us we were stupid and wouldn’t amount to anything.

One of my sisters turned out that way, and I blame him for it.

My other sister and myself are both college graduates.

She’s an engineer with a degree in math and engineering. I recently resigned from my geologist job to go back to school for biochemistry.

The reason it made such an impact on me is because I swore that my kid would never hear such talk from anyone in the family.

He just finished the 3rd grade at the top of his class in both math and reading.

Thr reason most people ask this question is to figure out how much respect they think you deserve.

More proof that poop knives are real things!

Thank you for helping me settle a marital dispute that has been running for 10 years. 🙂

That’s irrelevant. He got a sizable inheritance then you’re trying to get back with him. That’s hella sus.

TBH, you sound like a gold digger. He would do well to NOT get back with you.

Yeah, I learned from my dad - who is a professional driver.

It came in handy in the Army.

Driving a manual transmission vehicle.

That works for my wife. The 2 second dog has also nullified our use of the 5 second rule.

That’s where my bedside table gun would migrate to.

He needs therapy.

Yesterday. It’s cicada season.

Native American flute.

There’s nothing that makes me chill out and vibe faster after work.