TLDR: they are right-wingers pretending to be left wing

A conservative

Thats why you summon Abraham Lincoln, the Vampire Hunter

if I’m hiking somewhere out of range

FYI, there are satalite messengers that have cheaper monthly costs than a satellite phone (they use text only, no voice calls).

Also there are satellite personal locator beacons that have no monthly fee, so you can just keep one around in your hiking backpack. And press the emergency button if you need help. (You have to register the beacon beforehand to have it ready for use) Downside of these locator beacons compared to a satelite phone/messenger is that you cannot communicate what help you need. (Example: you can’t tell them if you got bitten by a venomous snake so they won’t know until they get to you and that might be too late)

Hmm, maybe on a bus or train above ground. On a subway, there’s nothing besides the dark void of the tunnels.

If you take public transport, everyone is on their phones. Well maybe not exactly on their phone but some are listening to music/podcast via headphone/earbuds that are playing on their phone.

Maybe you live in a rural area and people are less attached, but in cities, everyone is addicted af.

There’s no ethical job under capitalism.

You’re fine. There’s a huge difference between a banking software vs the software on an autonomous killing drone

Quantum Immortality

Determinism

Newcomb’s Paradox

I always work as hard as a ceo.

(aka: lazy as fuck)

Because of the depression epidemic and people can’t enjoy shit anymore

(at least for me, that is)

Depends on if they are building a software to track clock-in/clock-out, or the software used on autonomous drones to conduct indiscriminate killings overseas.

Tech literacy, and Information Era awareness and knowledge of scams and false information.

The amount of people getting scammed or download malware is just crazy.

If I was a minister/secretary of education, sure.

If I was dictator of the entire country, no.

(I’d like to push my own propaganda. I’m gonna become the most benevolent dictator humanity’s ever had)

Mcdonalds used to be cheap, tasty, but unhealthy

Now it’s expensive, taste horrible 🤮, AND unhealthy.

I don’t know what is going to happen after January 21.

You wake uo and realize its all just a nightmare. Surely reality cannot be this absurd? Right?

I mean this all feels like a movie.

Assassinations?

Convicted felon getting elected president?

CEO getting shot

Random Coup in South Korea out of nowhere

Wtf, this has got to be some weird dream, way too close to a movie plot, so this has got to be the brain making ship up based on movie plots.

The time will come and we’ll wake up from this terrible dream, right? Right?

Trump is going to be the greatest thing that happened to the planet.

Climate change has entered the chat

If it doesn’t immediately have a seeder, I just give up. Like I don’t have the patience, I could die tomorrow, no time to waste.

I go to !piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com (blocked by lemmy.world instance btw) and hope I can find another torrent, or a DDL.

will is future tense

I’ll is the conjugation of I + Will

So Shit + Will = Shill?

(Is that why Shills are always full of shit?

sh.itdoesnt.work