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My sister only ate half her sub last night so she passed it off to me. I passed it out the passenger windows because sandwiches are unholy.

Milk is only 34% of what you think it is

Think about it Billy.

If you were ever that terrible or planned to be that terrible you’d be dead by now.

Pay our bills and everyone will worship you day and night 🙏🙏🙏

I am thankful to hate the presence of family that tolerates my presence.

A real man only lives his life 9 hours at a time 😎

Maybe a botornot community is in order? If a human cannot discern another human then…what…beep beep…beep

I can count to about 32 and I get real bored real fast

Because you’re worrying about worrying?

To bear witness and contort.

‘The cost of wealth’

I know it works. It has gotten us this far and will keep us going farther.