123456? That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!
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I really liked Shakespeare and Serious Sam.
Klear@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•Don't blame Satan if things don't work out. It's God's plan right?English6·28 days agoI’m convinced it’s impossible for us to determine whether there are two gods or not.
I’m a diagnostic.
Klear@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•How software projects are managedEnglish1·1 month agoBy taping a piece of paper to the wall and posting a photo of said paper on the internet.
Klear@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•How software projects are managedEnglish5·1 month agoBy taping a piece of paper to the wall.
Infinite loop, then.
A roman senator is running late to an important senate meeting. He arrives 15 minutes late and enters to see each seat filled, with the exception of his own, and Cicero standing in the middle of the room giving a speech.
He manages to stealthily make his way to his seat without causing too much of a commotion and leans over to the senator next to him, asking in a hushed tone, “Hey, what’s Cicero talking about?”
The other senator simply shrugs and whispers back, “I don’t know, he hasn’t gotten to the verb yet”
Klear@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"English2·2 months agoYou are a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.
Klear@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"English171·2 months agoPNG is pronounced “PING!”
More like:
11:00 in the evening: it’s a simple bug, I can fix it in a few minutes
9:00 in the morning:
It doesn’t make sense that the fourth element is element number 3 either.
Ultimately it’s just about you being used to it.
Klear@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Newcomers who joined Lemmy last week, how are you doing?English4·2 months agoDon’t forget Star Trek!
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And beans.
Klear@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Newcomers who joined Lemmy last week, how are you doing?English21·2 months agoWhen I joined I felt like I moved to a village after living in a metropolis. There’s positives and negatives to that, but in the end Lemmy satisfies my doomscrolling needs so I’m never coming back to reddit.
Klear@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Speaking words of wisdom...Let It Be, Let It BeEnglish4·2 months agoThe only times where I don’t understand what I’m doing are when I try to figure out what someone else is doing
Same, but past me counts as “someone else”.
Klear@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What mis-stated phrases or words do you feel still need to be corrected (online or in person) in 2025?English7·2 months ago[cetacean needed]
Klear@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the origin of your username/nickname?2·3 months agoShakespeare and Serious Sam.
Klear@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What obsolete knowledge do you know by heart, and would like to share?English2·3 months agoYou can’t, but they work in the CAPTCHA Doom.
At once point I realised I need to input some Czech-specific characters on a French AZERTY keyboard.
Yeah, I gave up.