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At once point I realised I need to input some Czech-specific characters on a French AZERTY keyboard.

Yeah, I gave up.

123456? That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

You’ll be OK

I really liked Shakespeare and Serious Sam.

I’m convinced it’s impossible for us to determine whether there are two gods or not.

I’m a diagnostic.

By taping a piece of paper to the wall and posting a photo of said paper on the internet.

By taping a piece of paper to the wall.

Infinite loop, then.

A roman senator is running late to an important senate meeting. He arrives 15 minutes late and enters to see each seat filled, with the exception of his own, and Cicero standing in the middle of the room giving a speech.

He manages to stealthily make his way to his seat without causing too much of a commotion and leans over to the senator next to him, asking in a hushed tone, “Hey, what’s Cicero talking about?”

The other senator simply shrugs and whispers back, “I don’t know, he hasn’t gotten to the verb yet”

Schmuck.

You are a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.

PNG is pronounced “PING!”

More like:

11:00 in the evening: it’s a simple bug, I can fix it in a few minutes

9:00 in the morning:

It doesn’t make sense that the fourth element is element number 3 either.

Ultimately it’s just about you being used to it.

Don’t forget Star Trek!

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And beans.

When I joined I felt like I moved to a village after living in a metropolis. There’s positives and negatives to that, but in the end Lemmy satisfies my doomscrolling needs so I’m never coming back to reddit.

The only times where I don’t understand what I’m doing are when I try to figure out what someone else is doing

Same, but past me counts as “someone else”.

[cetacean needed]