This is a great example of survivorship bias! Someone surviving those types of events is a very rare occurrence, so when it happens, it’s noteworthy and the word gets around. You don’t hear about all of the times those things happen and the person doesn’t survive (or at least, you don’t hear about them as prevalently.) Similarly, when someone stumbles on a curb and survives, it’s not news, but when someone stumbles and dies, it is!

This looks pretty dumb. Who would ever use this?

I legitimately love this collection.

You could break the handle on one of the Engagement Mugs and have two perfectly usable mugs. Similarly, the Uncomfortable Mug works just fine as long as you just hold it like you would a cup.

The champagne glasses could technically be used if you only filled one side of it, and only enough that it didn’t tip over. Alternately, break the stems off and just don’t set them down.

The fork on the other hand doesn’t seem to have any practical use. I’d nix that.

Greenland, obviously.

Why don’t you tell us about your own experience with Mormonism and how it differs from Alyssa’s?