You’d pay more in the import and shipping fees than you would in sales tax.

makes farts with his armpits

Should tack a lengthy criticism of social media onto Reddit’s front door.

I went to BestBuy looking for a PS/2 to USB adapter once, told this to a GeekSquad member. They took me to the PlayStation accessories.

Agents of Shield was about Shield: The non-superhero government agency made to… Uh… Keep superheroes in check? I don’t even remember, lol.

But they’re just regular ass people who are badasses without super powers.

No. I never once thought to vacuum my yard.

I bought Bioshock 1’s remaster yesterday cuz it was on sale. It wasn’t until after installing it that I realized it was the entire trilogy. 😃

Was it HL2 or TF2 that had the load bearing .jpeg of a banana that would cause crashing if removed? 🤔

IMO, it’s when you replace the motherboard. It’s the real heart of the machine; without it, all your other parts ain’t doing shit. And since you can get by longer on the same motherboard while still leaving everything else to be upgraded, getting a new motherboard very often necessitates getting at least a new CPU and possibly RAM if you’re making a generational leap that requires a new socket type.

Healthbar.

“Hey, fuck you! I’m gonna kick your ass, man!”

“Mighty big talk for someone who only has 4hp.”

Well… I find it kinda funny (and I find it kinda sad) that the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

Because our parents fucked.

It would explain why he’s such a fungi.

There’s little I buy regularly that would have intrusive tech put in it. I hope they don’t start making SmartBread. Go to make a sandwich but I have to wait for a security update so my sourdough can’t be hacked (except it opens up 3 more security holes that weren’t present before the update and now a Russian hacker is using my bread to make a jellied meat sandwich remotely).

That’s why when doing high dives and such where you jump into water from a great height, you need to cross your legs and clench your asshole; if you hit the water wrong without doing so, you’ll shoot water up your pooper and out your mouth. 😌

Arnold Schwarzenegger. When he was running for govenor, he had a rally nearby a doctors office I just happened to have an appointment at near the same time and I was able to get in line to shake hands and get the autograph. I’m not sure if I still have the autograph book he signed tho. My mom had it stored with a bunch of my old kid stuff growing up and I don’t think it was brought with us when we moved and I can’t ask her now since she’s no longer with us. Gotta go through all the stuff still packed up in the closets.

I also got Mitch Hedberg’s autograph. It’s just not the Mitch Hedberg you might have imagined upon reading that. But he is/was also a comedian. Saw him and a couple other small time comedians at a local club. His name was a large part of his set.

Mine never even had one.

I mean… If you’re gay for getting stabbed it might be nice. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe… Depends on how you believe in ghosts. Some beliefs say wood can hold the spirits, so if that’s what you think I imagine replacing the ghost filled wood would remove the ghosts.

If you don’t believe in ghosts at all, well, then this is kind of a weird thing to ask. 🤷‍♂️

The nearest one to my apartment is called The Brass Tap. And it’s one of those bars that is more like a coffee shop than a bar; well lit, sterilized, corporate shit.

We also have a gay bar in town called The Brave Bull which is apt, because you gotta be brave to go there considering it has a reputation as being a place you will likely be stabbed at.