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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

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Cake day: October 6th, 2024

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  • Walking through flood waters, seeing a water moccasin, but not knowing where it is or went.

    Oh man, I know this feeling kinda? Not a water moccasin, but a rattlesnake. When I was like 19 or 20, sometimes after high school but before most of my school friends moved away, we were having a big bon fire out in the country, but it was up in the foothills on private land (we were trespassing). The site the fire was at was on the other side of 3 big ass hills and my fat ass had to stop and take a breather at the top of the first one, but nobody else stopped with me and I got left alone for bit. When I finally was ready to move on after about 5-10 minutes, I took 2 steps forward and heard the rattle of a rattlesnake somewhere ahead of me. It was already after sundown at this point, middle of a hilly field about 2 miles from the nearest road, so it was dark as fuck and the hot new phone on the market was the original Motorola RAZR (for those too young to remember: these phones didn’t have flashlights and the screen light was dim as fuck).

    I just slowly backed away and then tried to call for help but nobody could hear me yelling and I didn’t have service to call anyone on the phone. So I basically sat there, all fucking night, too afraid to move and constabtly scanning the ground around me as best I could to make sure no snakes were gonna bite me until the party was over and everyone came back my way.

    And then my car wouldn’t fucking start when we finally got back to the road. One of the worst nights of my life. 😮‍💨





  • The only thing I’ve ever really wanted that didn’t used to exist was an app that could identify things visually. So you find a bug or a bird or an object and snap a photo, and it tells you what it is instead of having to ask real people.

    This is now possible and is getting better all the time. But I still haven’t seen an all invlusive app for everything? Like there’s one specifically for bugs. Another specifically for birds. Saw one that specifically was for identifying your dog’s breed. Haven’t seen one that is universal and can identify everything in an image at once.

    Ideally, this would just be a feature of things like Google Lens. Like I could just open the camera, set it to ID mode, and just point it at the thing I am looking at and have it tell me what it is and not just find images similar to it.







  • The only one I am not entirely sure about is qrstuv (or something like that) and their community Funhole. I just assume they are the same kind of weird, eccentric internet person I’ve known about since getting online but there are some things that make me wonder if they are actually a bot sometimes.

    Their usernsme is just kinda random. there is another user with another 5 letter username that’s just random letters that responds to all their posts with the same comment. Their art is pretty unique and strange, but that could also be AI generated.

    I’m pretty sure they are an actual weirdo, but simultaneously if someone discovered they weren’t I wouldn’t be surprised. I do like their art, though. It’s pretty rad.

    No offense to qrstuv if you are flesh and blood instead of 1s and 0s. :P