I haven’t used a floppy since high school. I graduated in 2003. And it would have had to have been even earlier than that, because my PC by senior year didn’t even have a diskette drive.

“RAM isn’t a human right.” - Sam Altman

Cuz most people don’t lemme suck their dick. 🤷‍♂️

One button to AI generate your posts.

I suck a mean dick. 😤

Water isn’t yours.

It’s Nestlé’s.

I’d probably have a completely opposite view about sex.

I dunno. I’m pretty sure there is a reason they prefer to eat the food I make for myself (or even when I home cook their meal) instead of the pre-made dog food I bought for them.

Honestly, dog treats and dog food should also taste good to humans if they actually were just what they say they are. Bland, perhaps, but not disgusting.

Altruistic or autistic?

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first one says, “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

They drink their drinks.

The second chemist dies.

Say it out loud.

Now say it again.

Neither.

Fair

Pure Morning by Placebo

100 Grand

(my fee as a prostitute)

By normals, for normals

Well that’s a lie… A more honest version would be:

By tankies, for ex-Redditors

It wouldn’t exist outside of a niche hobby for enthusiasts.

Try “Y or N STOP”