producing milk still requires killing calves

It certainly is not a requirement. They don’t have to use the males born to make veal.

I like both, but Seinfeld is a funnier show 100% because of Jason Alexander.

A money machine. It just prints money that isn’t considered counterfeit. But you need to have a license to operate it, which is only given to a government office. What makes it impractical isn’t the silliness of the machine, but the level of bureaucracy and the fact it already exists so while it makes money, it doesn’t make money.

What exactly is being pirated by using a frontend to essentially just bypass ads? Adblockers aren’t illegal or considered piracy (tho IIRC some country tried to get it to be not too long ago). Can it give you free YT Premium access now or something?

CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE! WALK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE!

I can’t imagine that an alien species would not have something analogous to alcohol that they would understand unless their biology is completely unaffected by what they put in their body. Confusing at first, but probably easily explained.

I’ve been skunked before.

Which smelled bad (understatement), but didnt feel gross. Meanwhile, the solution being to wash yourself with tomato sauce felt hella icky.

Assuming you survive all the spells on your way to get within punching distance.

Only joking in-so-far as an adult legally running a lemonade stand is gonna cost more than just making the stand and the lemonade. Hella places literally have shut kids down because they didn’t have a liscense to sell food.

I think a lot of it could be mitigated if Lemmy had an option to mute notifications on posts. If you are overwhelmed by responses, the only way to stop them is to delete the post.

This one makes more sense with Lemmy than it ever did on Reddit. On Reddit, you can (or could anyway) turn off notifications for a post. On Lemmy if you don’t want to be spammed by notifications on a post you made, you only have the option of deleting the post. You can’t mute it.

I’ve met Elon Musk but I’m still gonna go with my ex-wife as being the biggest piece of shit on the planet who was in my life.

gets fucked in the ass

gags

Open up a lemonade stand on your front lawn.

“It’s all about good jeans.” - Sydney Sweeny

I want the island base the bad guy has in The Man With the Golden Gun. And maybe the golden gun, too. Don’t need the 3rd nipple, tho.

Sometimes I wonder if I am demisexual because the only real people that end up in my spank bank are people I like being around, not because of their looks. At the same time, tho, I have no problem sleeping with people I just met and know nothing about. 🤷‍♂️

Ask yourself why you’re getting an error.

Stick your dick in a gopher hole.

Narcissistic Egotists.

They’re literally fucking up the whole world.