Seen Bean

Bingo is the dog.

I always assumed the farmer was Old MacDonald, from the other nursery rhyme about a farmer.

It even fits the rythym if you change some words around in Old MacDonald:

“Old Macdonald had a farm, e i e i o. And on that farm he had a dog named B i n g o.”

Good Mythical Morning is the oldest, longest running thing on YouTube I still watch. I was watching them before they were even on YouTube.

I had to do a double take because I thought you got charged $14 for fucking water.

Dictionary says “goo” is a viscous or sticky substance.

Honey is both sticky and viscous. Therefore, it is a goo.

It generally only means the person doing the block won’t see the person who blocked them; the blocked person still sees the one who blocked them. Only some sites take it both ways. Lemmy isn’t one of them.

An XL Chance dildo from Bad Dragon.

It’s a unique weapon that gives a +5 bonus to strength and willpower.

Onision and JonTron.

Onision turned out to be a pedo, and JonTron came to believe white people are a minority and other stupid racist shit.

Also GameTheory and all subsequent spinoffs once MatPat left, becsuse despite him saying he was still gonna help out in the background, the shows all became wildly different and are very poorly researched and thought out now.

Can I sue for false advertising if I see a creepy Victorian era pair of twins in the hallway that ask me to come play with them at 3am?

Only matters because of corruption and bad actors. Like I said, that kind of world would require a huge change to human nature itself to work. Whether it’s 1 global government, or full anarchy.

Well, I am a hard anarchist; I don’t think any countries or borders should exist. But I am also a realist, and don’t believe an anarchist utopia is really possible. Not without global human enlightenment, anyway.

I don’t think any country needs to exist. We could have a government like The Federation in star trek where the entire Earth is the “country,” if we didn’t have hate and distrust of others and could actually share the planet equally.

Star Trek.

My comments on Reddit and Lemmy? 🤷‍♂️

Only water treatment I had in my previous home was a water softener and basic charcoal filters.

Filter should take care of microplastics, letting it sit to off-gas should take care of the chlorine taste. The super tiny amount of chlorine in treated water isn’t going to hurt you.

pant shitting intensifies

“How the fuck did Doom get installed onto my smoke alarm and not my D: drive? This is the last time I ask AI to help.”

A troll is someone who purposesly tries to piss you off.

An example of a troll would be someone who goes into a particular fandom’s spaces and tells them their favorite thing sucks and they’re stupid for liking it. IE posting “Fornite sucks and is for dumb babies” in a Fortnite community.

Also important to note is that these stock images or the ads themselves that use them, may add weird errors on purpose as a way to psychologically ingrain the ad into your mind because you’ll remember the weird shit. I forgot what this practice is called, but it has a name.

Things like the peas being upside down in this:

What’s your favorite credit card number?