Yeah the yawning thing is actually pretty cute.

I’ll upvote everything here just to counteract any possible mischievous damage.

Ball point pen

Fountain pen

Ink pen

Things that probably don’t go well with trampolines

I’ve enjoyed many hours on trampolines and have never broken a bone or incurred any injury whatsoever.

YouTube is a miserable clunky experience on desktop.

I pay for that too but I wouldn’t say I’m HAPPY about paying for it. Because I remember when YouTube used to be free and had no ads.

YouTube premium $148.39 per year. And they no longer let us break it into monthly payments. I remember when YouTube cost nothing with no ads. And then I remember it cost $7.99 a month. Then it was $9.99 a month. Then for a few years it was $12.99 a month. And all of a sudden they’re like $148.39 a year!

You can’t come up with $148.39 once a year?

And to insinuate that to be here you must not have “spice & insight & humor” is just…

I don’t know what you mean by this. Did you misunderstand what I wrote and you misinterpreted it in some strange way?

I am a bottle of German condiment.

Oh neat, what flavor? I’m 50% German so we might be related.

I literally was an 18 year old girl once and had tons of 18-year-old friends just like me. My daughter was recently 18. I know how real 18 year old girls think & behave, and violet08 ain’t it.

Ok well I’m a 50-year-old heterosexual woman and my intuition tells me you’re not an 18-year-old woman.

Your deluge of sexually hilarious & thought-provoking posts & memes have been fun & entertaining but 99.9% of accounts dedicated to sexual topics claiming to be from an 18F are LYING about their age & gender.

Because “18F’s” are the rare unicorn of internet users, and more people pretend to be one than actually exist.

A real 18-year-old woman with this much spice & insight & humor would not be wasting her life & her free time with lemmy losers unless warming everyone up for manipulative purposes.

Real 18-year-old girls don’t think or behave like that.

This violet08 Lemmy account smells like an older person with more life experience than an 18-year-old.

But you carry on because hilarious enjoyable posts but whoever you really are, DON’T MANIPULATE PEOPLE.

You’re seventeen/eighteen years old??

I’ve already been down that rabbit hole. You’re just gonna have to go down it yourself if you want to know the answer to your question. It’s traumatizing. Everything I’ve said so far was me venting what I remembered from the trauma this gave me when I learned about it.

I feel you. Reminds me circa 2019 I was telling my (ex-) bf about these things and he just listened to me with a blank stare and said nothing. Of course not much was ever really in his brain anyway but those 6 years with him were eye-opening for me because

(heads up: this is not just a rant about my ex-boyfriend, it ties back into the baby-eaters topic)

that’s when I learned about people who have undeveloped prefrontal cortexes in their brain and I’m certain that’s what his glitch was. Sociopathic, no compassion, everything they do is for their own selfish gratification and they feel no remorse for manipulating & hurting others. They don’t do it on purpose, their brains are just missing the empathy parts. They’re also incapable of feeling embarrassment, shame, remorse, self- reflection, seeking self-improvement, because that part of their brain is missing, which comes across as extreme confidence & arrogance & they’re intimidating & powerful. (President Trump has this heinous birth defect too, undeveloped pre-frontal correx.)

It’s terrifying because those are the types of people who end up in positions of authority because business structure & capitalism exploit everything a human can produce, exploiting us with no empathy. Businesses & capitalism are run by sociopaths & psychopaths because to them, money is more important than people. As long as the people on top end up with all the money. That’s how the brains of people with undeveloped prefrontal cortexes are wired.

And these same types of people are the ones ritualistically abusing murdering & consuming children. My (ex-)bf probably hopefully never knew about such things before, at least he never alluded anything about it to me, but I’m certain if he had the opportunity he would join such groups. Because psychopathy/sociopathy, interest in religion & people but not the healthy aspects of religion & people, the power & structure & rituals & fellowship of religion. And the bonding opportunities & exploitability of humans. Devoid of feelings & compassion. Seeking only power & personal satisfaction & gain everywhere they go, in everything they do, from everyone they encounter.

Let’s not forget that our leaders are WORSE than mere pedophiles. They are literally cooking & chewing up & eating & drinking some of those children after raping them. And even worse weird things. I felt it necessary to point that out right now because some old rabbit holes I’ve been down have been haunting me again lately.

I’m guessing they mess them up with preservatives.

And/or natural hardening because even homemade ones are best eaten fresh & warm. After a couple days they get harder & less palatable I suppose but my homemade ones disappear into mouths no later than day 2 🤷🏼‍♀️

Excellent book. I more remember the housing extortion problem described in that book.

Homemade Rice krispie treats are the only way to go. I remember those as a childhood favorite treat so one day I saw them at the store packaged all shiny blue so I bought them and oh my God those should’ve been sold as doorstops or drink coasters. Not suitable for human consumption.

And remember that the media only puts out exactly what they want us to see, so they’re making all these details intentionally confusing to keep our little brains preoccupied, intended to keep us distracted from all the other atrocities they’re committing.

Ah! I thought the whole conversation was corporate jargon word salad and I comprehended none of it, but now that part actually makes sense. In a nauseating corporate jargon kind of way.

“February is a short month so we must compress our productivity & earnings into that shorter amount of time.”