Lord Wiggle

Ketamine pls

Believing in a god, aliens, time travelers or any other fairytale isn’t going to help anyone.

Yeah, let’s blame this shit show on time travelers and not on the racist dumb fucks we voted into power. Whatever we do, let’s not take responsibility for our actions and blame it on anything else.

You can dissolve a rat into Monster within a few weeks, do you really want to drink something like that?

51% of the company, and it’s origin, is Thai anyway.

Red Bull, they are nazis and spread fake news about conspiracy theories on their own TV network in Austria. Source

Facebook, tiktok, insta. Influencer girls promoting their own products, mineral stones, etc. Groups with conservatives, old people, MAGA, right wing extremists, hippies, yoga guru’s, basically any group with low IQ people who feel hurt and claim a monopoly on the truth. Truth social could be great too. And religious groups of course.

Evil version of an evil version… Evilseption. I guess chalange to a competition.

4k-videodownloader does this. Only paid version, but it’s a one time payment of 5 dollars or something like that.

When I order nationally it ships today, arrives tomorrow. When I order from a neighboring country it takes 1 to 2 days longer. Just don’t order from China.

Bro we’re already living in one. Might as well have some fun shooting zombies in your dreams instead of doomscrolling in reality.

I’d order the sweater with the text “the hardest part about a zombie apocalypse is pretend I’m not excited”.

List stuff to sell, like your car, but have it say with the price “will only accept eggs”. Plus side of this joke will be that you don’t have to go in debt to purchase some eggs for it.

Tell crypto people to invest into CHCKN as it will be a solid investment. If they ask which crypto that is, you tell them “no no, chicken, as in the bird. EGG currency is going to skyrocket”

3d print a plastic egg box with plastic card holder in it and tell people you got a new wallet.

Goin to an underground rave on Friday, after party on Saturday, chilling on Sunday with a nice walk through te forest and dinner with some friends.

Not completely, there are 2 Korea’s. But since internet access in one is extremily limited, I can make an educated guess in which one you live right now.

Nice track record by the way.

I’m from The Netherlands and I speak Dutch, English, a bit of German and no French at all even though I had French in school for 13 years.

But The Netherlands has 2 official national languages, Dutch and Friesian, although English officially isn’t a foreign language anymore due to the quality and quantity of English speakers and there are discussions to make English the third national language.

I wish I knew more languages, but sadly I’m really bad at learning any. Some people learn languages so fast, I’m better at math and such. I wish I knew Russian, Chinese and Spanish because I’d love to travel to old USSR republics, China and other Asian countries and South America. Knowing the most spoken languages in the world would be amazing I imagine. And I wish I knew Norwegian because I love the language and the country so much. Plus, you can communicate in Denmark and Sweden too. But luckily now we have Google translate so I could communicate even though I don’t have shared languages with where I want to go.

Did you experience it once? What is it like?

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