I have a Pixel 3a, they stopped doing updates in May of 2022. It works just fine. I’ll get a “new” phone when my wife is eligible for an upgrade on her plan, I’ll just format/reset her old one. I no longer buy new phones, I just take people’s old phones and use a cheap carrier (Mint, currently). My days of spending $1K for a new iPhone, or whatever, are long over.

I’d love to argue with a Conservative, I just haven’t been able to find an actual one in the past decade or so.

Too good for fart jokes? 😂