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Where else can you see Jeff bridges fighting Jeff bridges on a bridge?

Yeah, op, I’ll take it off your hands for a couple 100 bucks to do you a solid.

“Fine, I’ll do it myself!” - nymnympsuedonym.

A little of column A, a little of column B.

Assapella rendition of hit songs?

All these years I’ve been pronouncing it wrong as alp-ha? Curses!

Only if sabre tooth tigers are renamed walrus tigers also.

I got you, it was roughly 10 years ago in lower Manhattan.

I don’t want to make the same mistakes for infinity, at least this way I could make new mistakes for infinity!

Like groundhog day or any of the other time loop movies. If you had the ability to accumulate knowledge over lifetimes, you could progress to incredible levels of understanding and ability.

Imagine spending a lifetime to learn an instrument, then repeat until you are a one person master band.

It has the benefit of immortality to accomplish things, without the issues of being going crazy from being 52 for a thousand years. You’ll be young again, and experience the joys of youth, the pain of heartbreak again as a teebs, your first child, etc. Or spend one life being reckless, then another being a parent, another a space explorer, etc.

Depends on if you keep your memories or not each rebirth.

How’s your back feeling today?

Kirkland

Just need a glowup from a 5 year old and some paint!

King Vulture looks like a kid coloured it, just pure chaos.

It takes practice, and conscious effort in the moment. You won’t stop how you feel right away (impatience), but you can stop your reaction.

Now: event>emotional response> verbal response

Then: event>emotional response> verbal response > self reflection

Then: event>emotional response> (stop to think) less acidic verbal response

Etc till you’re not snapping. One step at a time, but the fact you’re are trying to alter the pattern is huge. Good luck, this won’t be easy but you can do it.

Like a chocolate soft serve dispenser.

Laughs in ugly

Add location too, otherwise that’s just cruel.

“You’re going to die in 2 days!”

“Oh god, how? Where? Why?”

“No idea, get fucked scrub!”

We truly live in the worst timeline that this would even be considered.