My manwich!

thinks the moon landing is fake

Everyone knows the government asked Stanley Kubrick to fake the landing, but he’s so dedicated to getting the most out of his actors that he build a real rocket and sent them to the moon.

Neither, I want to have my brain scan put into a robot and live forever. Or exchange body parts for robot replacements till I’m a robot ship of Theseus.

If you can beat 'em, join 'em!

It always amuses me when people comment on how cuddly, friendly, and playful my cats are. Turns out when you love, care, and more importantly play with a pet it shows reciprocal kindness.

Hedge porn? What is that?

IED

Uhh?

It’s over 9000!

Where else you going to get the eye of sauron tattooed on to your body?

Yeah, tattoo artists from the sounds of it.

If you stare too deeply into the tooth, the tooth stares back into you.

I didn’t do step one, so at step 4 fire came out instead of water. Why do my noodles taste weird?

It’s so hard to swallow the boiling water though, my throat keeps burning.

Woah, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.

Yes.

Yeah, well, I think you’re backed up with scientific research as well!

Nothing wrong with seeing something for the first time, I’m just surprised. Check out the xkcd comic link another person posted below to explain what I mean.

Exactly, it’s wild to see, well, in the wild.

Is… Is this your first time seeing this meme format? That’s amazing if it is.

Part of the ship, part of the crew.

Part of the ship, part of the crew.

Part of the ship, part of the crew.