Tamsyn Muir comes to mind for her excellent locked tomb series

I don’t know who any of these guys are

turns you into linen

And we aren’t even talking about gnosticism yet! What if God was straight up evil and trapped us in the material world. All this stuff about what you can eat or wear or how to worship is just a distraction, luring us with the promise of a false heaven to keep us from realizing enough about how the world really works to escape the material world and escape suffering

Huh, I guess he probably did kill a minion in that fiction then. I’ll be.

Why?

The Haitian revolutionary leader killed a little yellow guy wearing overalls?