I just cry. I hate my life. I wish I wasn’t born.

How is this framed as an “opinion”? It has either happened or not, thus becoming a question of “fact”.

I rolled the dice on myself and walked away bankrupt.

No woman ever wanted me. I don’t blame them. I’m a perpetual loser.

Oh shit is that potato blight?

Looking for a job. Studying for professional certifications. Any day I wake up.

I try stoicism in between bouts of panicking and crying.

I hate my life.

Why do people keep bringing up Perchance here? Is it one guy? Is it a bot?

I have a part time job that doesn’t pay the bills. My lunch 95% of the time at work is peanut butter (only ingredients peanuts and salt), jelly (reduced sugar), banana, and chia seeds on multi grain bread. I sneak in chia seeds into my meals whenever I can. They’re a good source of protein and I find my joint pain has reduced significantly since starting to eat them.

My oven can’t keep a stable temperature or I would be making my own bread.

“I’ve seen the future. I can’t afford it. To tell you the truth sir, someone just bought it.” -ABC

Millionaire - ABC

I’ve been mixing them together. I prefer chili flavored ramen and buttermilk for tang. I throw in frozen peas and sometimes I chop a gold potato up.

I could totally go for a cupcake right now.

I’m having a really bad time. I’ll go read it.

I appreciate the sympathy and the recipe.

I go for extra crispy and store brand. They’re not too bad on the budget. In fact there was a sale for 3 for $10 and I had a $2 coupon…

I used to have dignity.

Yep. I recently discovered that myself. Apparently canned chickpeas won’t give you gas, but dehydrated will.

I like Boost.

I’m on that dried chickpea lifestyle. I soak them in salt water for at least 24 hours (most people say overnight is enough) then boil them for an hour. I find rinsing them after the boil and letting them soak again reduces gas later.

I’m a dried garbanzo/chick pea dude for life.