Huh, found a source from 1683 where a guy named Edward Tyson presented his research on the worm to the Royal Society, and he called it the “joynted worm”. He also refers to it by its Latin name Lumbricus latus which AFAIK just means “flat worm”, and Lumbricus teres Intestinalis which I’m guessing means “round worm of the intestine”.
This is actually a great paper because he’s arguing against spontaneous generation of insects from rotting meat by pointing out that these worms are only found within the bodies of living animals and therefore must be the product of these animals eating eggs or body segments of the worm.
https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/pdf/10.1098/rstl.1683.0020
OK, looks like at least as far back as this they were calling it “tape worm”. This just makes me wonder how old “tape” is:
…And the first is, it’s being flat; hence call’d Lumbricus Latus… and by some in English, the Tape-worm.




Pre-COVID. I wonder what it’s like now. Anecdotes from people who work in education seem to say it was pretty devastating for child development, but it’s hard to tell if it’s above and beyond the perennial “this new generation is totally fucked” sentiment.