High shipping costs, customs, currency conversion, etc.

And yet again they’re based out of Europe, which makes this out of reach for most Canadians.

Yes but doing it on a Nintendo Switch is cumbersome. It requires you to edit the DNS settings on the console itself. Nintendo doesn’t support unofficial multiplayer services.

I’m still rocking a Zune and a flip phone.

Then why does the link to download the client lead to the MS Store instead of Github?

Your client is still Windows Store exclusive? That’s a hard pass from me.