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In my experience, most karaoke companies have it in their database. If you can do crazy eyes and a decent falsetto, it’ll be unforgettable.

If you have 4-5 guys: “I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys

If you have 3-4 guys: “Greased Lightning” from the musical Grease

If you only have 2 guys: “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler

If you are singing alone and want to rock: “Summer of '69” by Bryan Adams

If you are signing alone and want to make sure nobody looks at you the same ever again: “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha…!” by Napoleon XIII

probably, but that’s not a reason to give up on trying to be better

I tell you right now, it’s gonna be all Lego for me.

I have done this many times. You can, too. We already have this power.

Denmark, my cousin lives there.

Plus, y’know, Lego.

That’s kinda the inevitable result of economic liberalism, especially with the added zest of corporate personhood.

They pine for the Blue Dogs and haven’t updated their policy preferences since the early 90’s.

Don’t confuse “Republican” with “conservative”, especially on economic matters. Republicans are historically economically liberal, ie. they are for unregulated markets. A fiscal conservative likes to cut spending, yes, but not to cut revenue.

Is it that very few words start with A, O, and Q?

Because all the letters are under the right hand and all the punctuation under the left.

I use a Dvorak keyboard to touch-type, so no, never.

This house was built in 1880, it ain’t happening. During the hottest part of the day I’ll be at the pool or the library.

Why settle for who you are?

Set your sights higher, figure out how to become who you aspire to be.

I’m up north too, but my house is so old it has a cellar foundation instead of a basement one.

A lot of contemporary homes are built on hollow foundations with an accessible crawlspace for utilities.

Stephin Merritt

My house was built before Australia became a nation, it doesn’t have closets.

This is actually super cool.

It’s my IRL name.