iPXE maybe? But there’s a lot of implementation details you would have to figure out. Two that come to mind are:

1. A mobile device from which you can selectively provide an image for booting

2. A physical intrusion detection system for your home machine that you can also read remotely

Yes, yes it is

https://naas.isalman.dev/no

Provides “No” in so many words in JSON format… also from a mastadon service

Edit: Original mastodon link: https://chaos.social/@FlohEinstein/114431056473852558

Laugh tracks always make me feel like I’m being programmed.

All those times the kids at school called me butt-face… look who’s complimenting me now. Ha, suckers.