That makes as much sense as anything.

DOES YOUR GRANDMOTHER HAVE WHEELS???

Whey is juice.

Wait … wait –

Tortilla chips and frijoles refritos is just sparkling beans on toast.

Whiskey, not Scotch, but yes, there are some really good ones.

Tea is soup.

Old, wet barley bread is Scotch.

Corn makes bread, and there are flour tortillas.