Do you flush it with the lid open? That’s kinda gross man. There’s splashing, even if you can’t see it.

I always close the lid when I’m not using my toilet. So do my wife and kid. It’s weird that people leave theirs open.

I met the guy who killed my best friend. At her funeral. He was her boyfriend. He got her addicted to drugs. Technically she killed herself by OD-ing, but had he never got her addicted she’d still be alive today. I couldn’t face him. He tried to talk to be and just walked away.

Double recast in the MCU:
Starlord should have been played by Jeremy Renner, and Hawkeye should have been played by Crisp Ratt.

It would have fit the characterization in the comics better. In the comics, Hawkeye is more of a goofy wisecracking dude who gets lots of chicks, and Starlord is more of a responsible & respectable straight-man for the rest of the GotG to annoy with their weirdness.

No. It’s true. I lived in Cincinnati for a while. They do indeed call bell peppers mangoes. Makes no damn sense but then neither did much of what I saw in Cincinnati.

How do we put the United States of America back on the right track?

“Bloodbuzz Ohio” -The National.
it’s short, sweet, a little sexy, I can do the voice, and I can remember the lyrics. Also, I live in Ohio. And it reminds me of my best friend, who passed away last year.

It would be more efficient if they stood with their dicks end to end, and each jerker could maximize stroke time by stroking middle-out, two dick per hand, that’s four dicks each.

Willful ignorance.

I vote for whichever candidate will do the least harm and support the most progressive policies. Bipartisanship isn’t a thing in the US when both sides are of the same right-wing coin.

Are you implying that, in the course of world history, no country has ever -while being attacked or invaded, asked another country (or specifically the US) for help with military defense? Ever? Even if there has never been a case of non-“manufactured” consent, then I would still support coming to the aid when/if it ever did happen.

Honestly, it seems to me that you just want to argue with me about it. Why? I’ve just stated that I’m an American pacifist and so I don’t like being accused of murder, and you want to turn it into a thing. Seems silly.

I’m an American. I’m a pacifist.
I’ve never murdered anyone. I’ve never even picked up a loaded gun.
I stand against foreign interference, foreign regime changes, and military intervention unless specifically requested by a defending nation.
I’m against the death penalty. I support common sense gun regulation. I vote for the political parties who will cause the least harm &/or death, globally.

…and you still call me a murderer? For being born here? Fuck you, OP.

I think everyone has that one food that they just absolutely hate. I had a friend who hated bananas in the same way. My wife hates bacon!

Yes, any Pb is just revolting to me. Always has been.

No thanks. Not as revolting as PB, but I can’t get past the texture.

Peanut butter is disgusting. It looks disgusting, it smells disgusting, the texture of it is disgusting, the taste makes me gag. If it made a noise I’m sure that would be disgusting too.

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The only time a video game got me choked up.

“Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles… Paid for in blood."

Crotch beards

I don’t like being yelled at.