At 5 foot you won’t hit your head on the bottom which is mud anyway. These news articles certainly imply that they just forgot how to stand.

Explanations such as? People don’t just jump into 5 foot deep water and forget how to stand up.

So you’d rather believe that canals in the UK have some magical ability to make a person to forget how to stand up?

I don’t know, ask the journalists that dreamed this story up on Chat GPT.

I forgot you could run from police and jump into a canal while being unconscious. /s

If my posts help others question our corrupt media, then so be it. This is also a new story from 3 days ago.

The same witnesses who ever so conveniently didn’t say why the man didn’t stand up, even though they were watching him? Not all news stories are real, and for all we know, these witnesses were all made up.