It was only like 6 months ago I learned that a bull will actually be extremely careful in a china shop (or equivalent) unless its concerned.

Are most of our idioms just wrong?

Touch screen at work highlights the button I press. And then proceeds to not count it as a button I pressed. Fucker I saw the animation, you know I’ve pressed it, input the fucking number.

Nothing makes me particularly angry, but I’d really like if my washing machine had an accurate sense of time. It’s so far off sometimes I might as well just pretend there’s no timer. 1 hr 10? Come back in 1 hr to find it’s got 58 minutes to go. Which is sometimes 10 minutes but might actually be 58. Or 30. Or 70.

Dumb fucking thing. Doesn’t even do multiple cycles in a row so it’s not like the timer resets for the next bit.

I don’t think I’ve ever had the word bitch be filtered for me, is that a .ml thing? Or maybe it’ll filter in this comment.

bug feature

Frogs will not stay in the kettle :)

Aus, I have 2. $30/m for 15gb and then unlimited at 1.5mbps, but bad signal. $70/m for 180gb then unlimited at 1.5mbps but I can’t actually use that much due to bad signal even if it isn’t as bad as the other one.

Mice isnan ongoing issue. We have tube traps they get stuck in, they get drowned in a bucket of water and then thrown out for the birds to eat. Tube traps are very effective if poison isn’t an option.

From me as a kid with my totally accurate information I put in, sure.

My shop we sell cheese and bacon traveller pies, abbreviated to CBT…

It’s my final yahoo email. Used it as a kid so obviously it’s already full of spam, now I just use it for even more spam

There is an acceptable number of bug parts in chocolate as well.

Current MMOs still have social aspects anyway. Most people doing raids on OSRS aren’t soloing them because that’s fucking hard

Yeah I’m gonna have to abolish your comment for that, black licorice is amazing.

I remember seeing it written on the can but I checked my last can at home and that doesn’t even mention coke when other brands do so I could’ve been misremembering and had pure luck be why I wasn’t technically wrong.

Monster is coca cola afaik

My phone says that’s a 3 day timer

Hey now I have a new two tap shower… And still don’t have this problem. I think that’s just the solution, 2 taps are better than one.

Best I saw was department of greedy elon

And the intelligence is nowhere to be seen.