My machine says that network is unreachable

I’m surprised we don’t all need help from the JS creator given the insanity of that languages type coercion system.

I feel like malbolge is a much better fit for chaotic evil than brain fuck is but I agree with the rest

That is pretty much what it does except it doesn’t hardcode \n but instead uses the proper line ending for the platform it’s running on.

But it’s still not a guarantee

Or just the usernames

The hand on the kids head is more terrifying than comforting, WTF

Acts like SVN and CVS didn’t exist

Fair, should’ve just said shell

…this is so much more cursed than it needs to be. If you want to bash in C just system("echo hello world");

“Write it in a paper”…I’m not sure how that works but I am very curious

I wasn’t referring to single player

Well yeah, we all know Minecraft’s code is terrible. I just never felt like it was noticeable without mods

Huh, not my experience but last time I operated a public server was beta 1.7 days. It was bukkit which I believe was a separate impl which maybe was faster? But I don’t recall having nearly that many issues, was vanilla outside of bukkit plugins though.

It’s not like the Java server is slow tho, it only becomes a problem when mods are added and rust servers can’t run Java mods so it’s a moot point. Maybe if you want an insanely large number of players on a single server?

Tbh writing a Minecraft server isn’t anywhere on my list of projects to write to learn a new language but you also aren’t wrong, just wouldn’t be what I’d choose

Why write a server in rust? Java is already memory safe 🤔

Usually I do my best to blame the network with cause!

Classic Mac OS did, pre OS X aka pre 2001.

Also applies to Mac but yeah