Boomer Humor Doomergod

If I’m ever in Scotland I might just take a bite out of the ground to see if I like it

I learned more about how computers work from them than I did in all my schooling.

Gimme a nice peaty Laphroaig. Something that tastes like a tire fire on a football pitch

Most of the best QA folks I’ve worked with had teenage children.

I imagine dealing with developers is similar.

(Though he’s probably responsible for an equal amount of wasted bourbon and whiskey)

At 4:30 pm on my last day at my previous job my boss asked me to email a customer something.

I left that shit on read

As someone who supports vaccines but opposes adulthood I’m torn on this

In that case none of them work

The best way I’ve heard it said was “if a woman can make a baby in nine months, then nine women should be able to make a baby in one month, right?”

Humans are filthy, disgusting, germ ridden animals.

Oracle is so shitty to its customers there’s multiple law firms that specialize in helping customers sue them.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on the planet. Not just to other species, but also to themselves.

If you care about others, get as far away from them as possible as you are the greatest risk to their lives.

Now I want a towel shaped cake

With mint frosting

No but I think I’ll get them as gifts

Every Thursday morning

I’m getting married on Towel Day. To a woman who is excited that I wanted to get married on Towel Day.

The right has conspiracy hypotheses.

The left has conspiracy theories.

Makes sense. I’m fully dockerized so I’ve got that going for me

Plex stores its metadata in a special folder, and I’ve got the *arr stack managing the actual media files, so I think I can run them in parallel.

Looks like I’ve got a project for the weekend! Jebediah’s just gonna have to wait to go to Jool.

This might be what it takes to at least get me to install it.

Do they live well together with the same shared media library?

Also, are there audiobook clients for Jellyfin?