Man you would be getting rid of 99% of Lemmy with that

Nice, a clean descent into authoritharism and fascism.

fuck the slippery slope apparently

Don’t mess with other’s private property

Don’t kill people

It’s that simple

Yeah this whole thread reads as a weird-ass grooming shit

It’s insane reading the comments telling the father of a girl to accept her daughter being pimped out just like that LMAO 🤣

Would be nice to know what part of America you mean by that. It is a pretty big continent you know? Argentinians, Mexicans, Brasilians and so on are all part of America.

Buuuut I’m gonna go ahead and assume you are asking about the UNITED STATES country, right?

Yes it is a Democracy. Not perfect, but then again which one is?

So the republicans were right all this time? Wow

Evil winning?

The fuck are you on about?

Define this evil for the world to see

Should I call you mistah?

Okay let’s say it

Everyone has to work at least a day as a front facing customer service.

ALL public officers elected or not are now chosen by sortition. That’s right baby, we are bringing Athenian democracy back. At least for a while

People can now express without fear of offending others as now they have self awareness to know that others can also think different as them (the P zombies will appreciate this one)

FF 20 years

The whole of humanity is now shareholder of a giant corporation managing the full resources of the Earth-Moon system

As a shareholder, everyone is taken care off, and basic needs are always available. You have been now guaranteed your needs for life, opening up for you to enjoy your freedom.

We start developing a solar collector array using Mercury as a resource stockpile

FF 30 years, we have finished the solar array. The Dyson sphere goes online. We spread during the next 6 hours a salvo of about 200 million self replicating probes through the interstellar space of our Galaxy and beyond it

These probes have everything needed to jump start the process again in other solar systems

If we are lucky, we might have our vector states inside those probes so we will have achieved functional immortality

Let’s see…

Functions that are called in other functions will be declared before any function that calls them.

Okay I can dig this. Let’s see-

Code indentation (tabs) should be set to four spaces.

Wait you don’t put salad on your ranch?

Eh, I mean, that can re grow bone marrow, tissues, bottle souls, repair physical damage and so on. Worst case they apparate to their hospital

Bullets would be an inconvenience at most

Well this kind of got answered in the game of Hogwarts legacy.

I always was curious how they Imbued physical objects with magical properties.

Let’s say, the evanescent cupboards

So these are created as a pair and connected to each other in the sense that whatever you put in one, shows up in the other

It’s basically an actual functional teleporter.

Leaving aside the specific instructions for use, this thing is a massive hack.

So in the games they do sort of explain that you can add magical properties to your clothes by using magical beasts resources.

So maybe the evanescent cupboards are made of one of those beasts that teleport a short distance

Same as the paintings and such

I mean this is the same race of people who have babies launched on purpose from high buildings just to see them bounce harmlessly to see if they are magical or not

Wizards are just built different. In Harry’s case, he comes from a line of wizards that basically stood up to the metaphorical concept of death itself

Shits wack yo

It is also explained that that particular cloak is immune to charms

They clearly state in the books that they cannot create resources at will. The resources need to exist first

Clearly you have not been studying for your OWLS. Focus on Gamp’s transfiguration laws

Second sane comment on this thread. Tsk tsk tsk…Mods, you need to do better work. We might get the whole Lemmy infested with sanity at this point

Can I throw rocks at you? Or the rest of the planet? I bet about half the planet lives worse than you, you live like a king to them

so they would be justified in executing your ass?