

Viva Pinata - More Trouble In Paradise


Viva Pinata - More Trouble In Paradise
You can make a perfect rock way easier than you can make a perfect stick.
My girlfriend has a lot of tattoos. I always get asked “Do you have any?”. No I don’t.
I’ve been thinking of getting a little calf (cow) tattoo on my calf (leg) so I can say “Yeah I have a little calf tattoo”
My grandmother loved cows, my grandfather loved ice cream. My other grandmother is from Finland, my other grandfather is from Mexico. So it would be a calf eating ice cream made from reindeer milk wearing a sombrero. Then it would represent all my grandparents.
Any more ideas to add would be welcomed. My girlfriend’s favorite flower is a peony so I was also going to put that in there to help set the scene around it with some grass.


Plus ones
I have 10 friends I want to invite, they have 10 friends.
40 guests.
I’m 1 of 4 children. That’s 8 guests. If they were the same. 16 guests.
Over half way to 100 in just friends and immidiate family.
I have a dozen cousins from both sides. 24 guests. If they did, 24 guests.
Friends, immidiate family, and cousins. 100+
I have 3 best friends and at least 7 friends that have/will/would invite me to their weddings.
It adds up quick when you double then double again.
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You know how nice it is to hit one button on your phone at night and for all needed lights to go off?
So nice to have them on a timer so when you get home your house isn’t dark.
I think smart switches are really nice but for lamps not on a switch. Smart bulbs work great
They get turned into red light when going into pokeball. They get stored as red light. No need for tubes to store ball.
Since the masterball exists that must mean you keep the masterball on you always and just pull the pokemon out with any connected PC.
The women have to have an attractive face. Face>Body. I don’t really care for porn with the face hidden but if I can imagine her having a nice face then it could work.
Weird/unattractive guys in a video kill it. Rather just be a “normal” guy that I don’t really pay attention to.
I’ll be honest, I watch some trans porn sometimes because I really don’t care where the dick is attached too. As long as she has a pretty face thats what matters. In a way seeing her pleasure herself with something that I can relate to is much more enjoyable than watching a solo pussy performance (probably my least favorite porn, she would have to have an absolutely beautiful face). I’m imagining any dick I see in porn as my own.
I’m picky too and 90% of my porn experience everytime is searching for “the perfect video”. Guess it’s like foreplay. I won’t generally watch a video again unless I stumble upon it again. I do have some woman that fit my ideal dream girl look and will sometimes search for just them. But I do really enjoy the hunt lol.
You sprinkle some more cereal on the milk whenever you run out of cereal.
The whole point is to not have soggy cereal
Really depends on preference and cereal type
It’s less of an argument between milk first vs second, but people that like soggy vs crunchy cereal.
The important thing is to not add too much cereal before you can eat it all. Adding in cereal last just helps make sure you don’t.
Money or currency is a way to represent value
It is a medium of exchange
Could your boss pay you in cows? Could you take those cows and trade them for a car? Yes but this would be difficult.
So if your boss gave you a cow voucher “money” and you could trade that for a car, then you wouldn’t have to lug the cows around.
It facilitates trade
Why a US dollar, or another currency, has value is a whole other question


Where’s the lemon party?


Steepness has nothing to do with time.
Say your goal was to climb a 20km mountain
If it was a steep mountain it would be harder than a flat dune mountain.
If you could walk at a max speed of 10km an hour both mountains would take 2 hours to climb.
X-axis: Time Y-axis: Difficulty
Example Yo-yoing.
Doesn’t have steep learning curve. You can throw a yo-yo and get it up fairly easy. As you practice the difficulty of things you can do goes up.
It’s learning curve would look like 
Example wake boarding.
Does have a steep learning curve. You more than likely will be dragged under water a couple times and probably fall as soon as you get up the first time to be dragged under water again. But once you get the hang of it it becomes second nature.
It’s learning curve would look like 
Steepness is the difficulty required to move on in time
Some form of torture. The thing about torture is you can always add “and then…”
Psychological and physical
Imagine being forced to rip off your significant other’s fingernail.
And you might say “There’s no way I’d do that”
Sadly you will. Either to save yourself or them from more torture.
You will do it, we all would. That’s scary.
Sweet Gherkins


The idea was as she got older he wouldn’t date younger than her current age. Weird and creepy but not the weird and creepy way you think.
“In 3 years when you’re 20 I won’t be dating an 18-year-old.”
This was in 2006
Trump married Melenia in 2005
So imagine saying this after being married to your wife for a year.
Here’s another quote of him saying he has no age limit only to back track and then “weaved” to bring up another senator’s folly to divert attention on what he almost just let get confirmed.
Things got a little weird after co-host Robin Quivers asked Trump if he had “an age limit.”
Trump fumbled a bit at the response.
“If I— No, no, I have no age— I mean, I have an age li—” Trump said, while Quivers asked him “the upper bracket” of his limit.


You don’t trust the guy that made a promise to his 17 year old daughter that he’d never date younger than her?
And not only make that promise but went on Howard Stern and openly told the world about it?
It’s bizarre. Like just that one comment is enough to make me not want to stand up for the guy.


Craps is almost a team game.
If everyone plays the Pass Line (Shooter, the person throwing the dice has to play it) then everyone wins/loses together.
Everyone at the table playing the Pass Line is pulling for the shooter to make his point.
Now imagine if you have one person out of 8 playing the Don’t Pass. The person playing Don’t Pass line is hoping the other 7 players lose so that they can win.
It’s almost equivalent to everyone at the roulette table playing black. And you walk up and say “I hope it comes red”. Like why don’t you just hope it comes black so you can win when everyone wins?


My brother takes the dice and rolls the point. Everyone places their chips. I place my chips. The dealer asks me, “Did you mean to put your chips on the Don’t Pass Line?” “Yes, that’s exactly what I meant to do.” Silence. Then my sister: “You’re an asshole.” My brother rolls again: seven. The Don’t Pass Line wins me a couple bucks.
This doesn’t make any sense
So after your brother takes the dice and rolls the point. You cannot place your chips on Pass/Don’t Pass. Maybe why dealer was confused?
Second roll was a 7?
You’d have bet Don’t Pass before your brother ever rolled the dice for a second roll 7 to win the Don’t Pass
Bets after the shooter’s first come out roll are usually Come/Don’t Come bets.
If you made a Don’t Come bet instead of a Don’t Pass (Dealer was confused from your illegal play and considered it a Don’t Come bet.) You’d still lose if a 7 were rolled second. So that doesn’t make sense.
If your first bet was after your brother rolled once. The only way you’d win with him rolling a 7 on his second roll would be to play a SEVEN bet. Which would be an even bigger dick move than Don’t Pass because it’s a one turn bet that your brother was going to roll a 7.
I guess most likely you played the don’t pass before your brother ever rolled


In a mmmbop it really is gone
I was building my own mods and coils and juice before vaping took off.
It’s just a battery in a tube with a coil as a resistor that heats up with battery contact and you squirt juice on it.
Even if they banned vapes tomorrow, I’d still vape.
The only way they could stop me is if I couldn’t buy nicotine solution.
But I’d still probably vape non nicotine stuff for a while. It really is the act that’s the most addictive part. Like I think someone could placebo me with switching my juice with no nicotine.
Everytime I make a new batch of juice I put less nicotine in it. I’m probably at like 8% of the nicotine I use to put in it after all these years.