Your point, like many similar, misses the fact that idiocracy is MANY cycles in before they attempt to right the ship. There is an entire population of adults in there that seemed to have been born into the already broken world and developed wholly inside of it (and probably several generations). Not a lot of “Back in my day” in that world, because back in “that day” everyone was still a fucking moron in a broken world.

500 years covered in the link below alone. Settle in, we’re just getting started. Unfortunately we’ll never live to see the movie, “Ass” or to see it win those 8 Oscars.

http://www.themovietimeline.com/film6759

A dolphin is neither a horse nor a boat.

A boat is neither a horse nor a dolphin.

A horse is neither a dolphin nor a boat.

But what is the one common thing that would happen if you were to bite any of these three things?