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It got hacked and now I’m really, really dry.

Dehydrate you

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All technology becomes degraded over time. Enshittification is real.

They keep letting me onto planes!

Flying and being tall is a nightmare.

I’m 6’2" and I dated a woman taller than me. That was very odd not having to look down or crouch to hug. lol

I dated one woman who was so much shorter compared to me our favorite time to kiss was on the stairs.

My favorite height in a woman is the height of the woman who is interested in me.

“You forgot your wife’s birthday again. Why can’t you be more like your cousin Jeffery? You need to lose weight.”

“Shut up!!”

It registers when my thumb brushes against the screen for a nanosecond but when I want it to register a press I have to tap the screen like a maniac.

The rule was if you wanted the grad students to come to a talk you had to put out little cubes of cheese.

Elbow macaroni and pasta sauce

Predominantly? Seems to be 100% and many times they are contradicted by the article. At this point I assume a fear headline is overblown bullshit. Also health headlines are always the same crap repeated over and over.

which the content provider gets paid for regardless of whether you even see the ads.

I don’t understand why businesses waste their money on buying these garbage ads. Pissing away their ad dollars.

Yah, I’ll trust him like running into a dog that nipped my hand before.

I like in Repo Man how every “fuck you!” becomes “flip you!”

Predicting psychopathic behavior hasn’t been based on my 401k.

IP includes patents

People with strong food philosophies and beliefs act in a manner similar to religious zealots. They preach, condemn those who don’t believe, have food “sins”, are closed minded, etc.

Diet and religion have always gone hand in hand.