Every morning Donald J Trump wakes up, takes a shit and wipes his filthy pedophile ass with the constitution. Donald J Trump is a treasonous pedophile rapist piece of fucking shit and deserves to ______.

I’ll leave the last bit as Mad Libs style, but we all know.

Boy, they really mean it with the “zero tolerance” huh?

She was playing with fire for even fucking with you, she should have been kissing your asses.

In the fifth grade we were doing some group project thing where we had our desks grouped together while we were working on it. There were probably four of us in each group. One of the girls (we will call her Ashley) in my group was acting wildly, and I blurted out loudly “Ashley is having an orgasm!”

There was a pause of silence and an eruption of laughter and a scolding cry from the teacher calling me to her desk and out into the hall. She marched me to the principals office. I am utterly confused at this point. I sat outside the principals office for what felt like an eternity while my teacher and her were discussing what to do with me.

They called me into the office and had my mother on the phone and handed the phone to me and made me tell her what I said. I am still so confused, and I asked them and they all told me what I said was highly inappropriate and I received a three day suspension for sexual harassment. You see, I did not know what this word I had said actually meant, what I was trying to say and mean was “spasm” but neither authority figures nor my mother believed me. If you’re wondering if this was too harsh, this was in the bible belt south in the mid 90s. Not in an exactly progressive state in the US. Fuck those bitches, im still bitter about that!

Jordan Belfort would like a word.

That would be separate thing called qualified immunity. It protects the employee from personal liability when they are on the job.

It’s basically a protection against certain lawsuits.

The biggest one is sovereign immunity… the government has to give consent to be sued. Its all very complex and not worth the effort I’d imagine.

Edit: this is assuming you are asking about the US government. Otherwise, specify to which “government” you are referring.

Dead Internet Theory suggests the internet is largely made up of bots and now AI generated slop.

Right. My wife and I are something like Super Platinum Diamond whatever-the-fuck loyalty level with our insurance company, claims to have loyalty discounts but we aren’t paying much less than we were 15 years ago.

Adopt a pair of Doberman Pinscher’s that were trained Elite Spec Ops.

I declare myself King of the World. The Northern AND Southern Hemisphere belongs solely to thr US… we also own the moon. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. Fuck you.

DJT, most likely in the near future…

The who files???

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