Total bro. You are right, everyone does it. Always kinda frustrated me people giving others shit like they’re not doing the exact same.

He never mentioned it again. Was kind of disappointing because I had seen his dick once when he was just strutting naked around the house and, like, one tasty looking dick. Alas, I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself knowing that he wasn’t making a sober decision. Didn’t want to take advantage of him.

My anxiety issues were a bit high for that at the time, being a virgin. Now? After losing my virginity getting railed by 30+ men in the dark room of a bathhouse? Absolutely.

During. Hit a particularly good spot, made a noise and then the other person made a noise. My hyper repressed roommate who had opened the door to offer pizza and didn’t knock. I told him to fucking knock. Eye contact was made and I just sort of froze into place. They slowly closed the door and left. I had a panic attack and then went into the kitchen to apologize. He was a bit shook and just offered pizza. I ate a piece awkwardly on the couch. We sat in silence for like 10 minutes until I said “I told you to knock” and he said “Will you suck my dick” to which my eyebrows flew off my face. Apparently alcohol was involved before pizza was ordered and “gave him confidence to finally ask” to which I said “And you have asked and done the hard part which means when sober you can ask again, clear headed, and know its exactly what you want if you want. If it is, sure. If it aint, we forget about it.”

And before anyone goes “Yeah sure, that happened”, this is weirdly common amongst gay men who’ve lived in housing with various people from different backgrounds and countries. A lot of people are curious and wanna try. I’ve met a bizarre amount of gay men who’ve all had more or less the same encounter, typically minus the dildo part, and thank god all the ones I’ve taledk to have also said “Hit me up when sober.”

Burying a dildo 9 inches into my ass

Kill me

The head admin of your instance permanently banned me a year ago for no reason. I only just found out yesterday and messaged them asking what gives. They had no idea either, couldn’t remember and unbanned me. Everyone else on basically any other instance had no issue. More info on what happened.

Bro. The amount of harassment I get is fucking unreal, it just happens to usually be from admins more than anyone else. But me and Picard have both had to deal with our fair share of lunatics users. Hell, I’ve got a straight up stalker who won’t stop harassing me with new accounts and shit. We just both kept posting and ignored the douchebags. Now we get regularly pinged by people saying thanks or some other compliment my autistic ass has no idea how to process. Things change.

Here’s the thing though. The monitor is only close if I want it. It’s in a heavy duty arm and gets moved around a lot. The TV is further away by a significant margin because I can’t afford a TV stand atm considering I also can’t afford food. But I will just switch between TV and monitor for no rhyme or reason. Sometimes during the same session. Start on one, end on another

Not really. Sometimes it’s also just what mood I’m in. The left monitor is actually a much bigger TV with higher resolution but lower refresh rate. The right one is on an arm, curved, 165hz and hdr always works instead of some of the time but only 30 inches or so

I just… Change them whenever. No real reason

… I switch it up depending on the game.

BEHOLD

I have a bowl that has two handles

I think you probably didn’t dilute it enough. The vinegar smell evaporates pretty quickly here and its not a nose blindness thing because first time my old roommate did it I was shocked how fast it disappeared.

100% this. A Vampiric Tango. I’ve been building my world lately and one nation is the Vampirium of Lemriss. Been listening to this for some inspiration. A beautiful blend of seductive and menacing.

White Vinegar + Water is actually a solid floor cleaner. I’ve never heard of adding lemon juice to it though. One cup of white veingar to one gallon of water is what works for me and what I usually see. There is cleaning vinegar as well that’s more concentrated and can be watered down even more to achieve the same results.

I’m pretty much stuck with vinegar at this point. I’ve got a cat and this is guaranteed cat safe. She’s also adjusted to the smell because her previous owner used to use vinegar to clean floors as well.

Re-liquify Trumps bronzer and have it drip down his neck.

That’s valid lol closest I have is the one I’m using at the moment. I’ve made a couple ones for myself but that’s about it. I’ve had more than enough memes made about me (which is surreal enough as it is), so I’m good lol

Wonder the same thing a lot. I change mine up semi-regularly, same with my profile banner, but that’s just me being bored.

The thing that drives me insane is when a community doesn’t use the icon. The FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

Step 1) Pay my rent for the next 10 years. Freaking out about it month to month is shredding years off of my life span. Also buy a new hard drive because I ran out of space for memes earlier today…

Step 2) Go to the grocery store and get a shitload of groceries, distilled water and cat food so that isn’t a concern for a long time. I can not eat. The cat? Not so much.

Step 3) At the grocery store, buy every single gift card they have. I mean all of them, not just the ones on the shelves. I’d go to the manager and say to get someone for me and me alone. Open a till and go through every box of every gift card, activate them all and sell all of them to me. ALL OF THEM.

Step 4) Go to every food bank in my city and give them every gift card as well as a massive cash donation. Some of the gift cards are for the staff. Otherwise 30% goes to various purchases that will help if they wanna keep the cash for a while. The other 70% gets put in with stuff that people pick up.

Step 5) Find every charity in my local area and pay them out. Reach their goals and then some.

Step 6) Make an agreement with the city to fund an ENTIRE overhaul of the transit system. My city isn’t very big but the transit here is horrific. City won’t make moves on it because cost of shifting it around will mess with the budget. So, I pay for it and over the course of a very long time, I take an incredibly small amount of any money gained from transit over the amount they made prior to overhaul. That money does not go to me but instead back into those local charities.

Step 7) Open my own vet clinic that has pricing based off of income. It’d be about the same prices as any other vets in the area overall, but if you make below a certain amount then the price drops. Keeps dropping based on how much you make. So much so that if you are homeless (as I used to be) with no income at all, you can have your furry friend treated at no charge. Hire someone who is exceptionally good at destroying competition and have them do absolutely everything in their power to obliterate any other vet clinics in the area. Absolutely fucking destroy them until they can no longer function because they simply do not have enough patients. Only those with no other option than to go to them because of travel distance. When they are utterly desperate and about to be foreclosed on, give them a generous payout as well as a hiring offer. Convert their location into another branch of my own with the same low income stipulations. No one deserves to be worried about their friend simply because they cannot afford it.

Step 8) Hire a bunch of Star Trek actors to come to Newfoundland for the biggest Trek convention ever, ideally by having the Star Trek cruise set off from there after a big blowout. Brings in a ton of tourism from nerds with disposable income and as we have some pretty exceptional views you don’t get anywhere else, we can cross over the tourism WITH the Trek. Make a big festival saying it’s a new planet or something. This is 100% just personal love but it can help the island too so why not?

Step 9) Invest in small-scale renewables and set up programs to help lower-income people lower their electricity costs (heating in my area is all electric so the prices are fucking absurd in winter). Have solar panels or whatever else hooked up with peoples homes and have the programs set to help mantain them at a minimal cost, ideally at least 30% lower than current electricity costs. That’s about $400 a year saved.

Step 10) Make some deal with the provincial government to get the moose fences set up faster. It’s a local thing.

Step 11) ALL REMAINING MONEY is to be invested in trains on the island. Absolutely none exist at the moment. We shut down the railway in Newfoundland in the 80s or 90s. First off, I’m autistic and love trains. Second, trains would make travel around this island insanely fucking easy. Requires more upkeep with the weather but as it stands the road system is awful, it takes too long to transport anything anywhere and we only have one bus route that crosses the island. It sucks and is a miserable experience. Set up a train hub at Port-Aux-Basques with spidering networks that go out to the various hotspots on the island.

Edit: Lmao the downvotes are hysterical